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kiddie porn

Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.
There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.
by Kevin December 30, 2003
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jacks

Meg had some huge jacks.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
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Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.
Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.
by Kevin May 1, 2006
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Rockville

n. - Best city on earth... Bethesda and Potomac think theys the shit, but Rockville really owns moco. The snipers knew it, street racers know it, and now you know it.
dude 1: Yo Rockville owns moco
dude 2: lets go get some mochas at starbucks
dude 1: and i'm going to Friday's to pick up girls who goto MC.


chick 1: Lets goto Bethesda and shop!
chick 2: No lets just stay in Rockville, I dont have enough money.
chick 1: Well as long as we dont goto PG county, its all good.
by kevin December 5, 2003
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a cappella

A genre of music using no instruments besides vocals.
Examples of groups are Rockapella, Three Men and a Tenor, and Ascending A Cappella.
by Kevin December 6, 2003
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Sinchie, Sinchee

This algebra problem is sinchie.
Your homework is so sinchie.
by Kevin May 1, 2006
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Threatmantic

A portmanteau of "threating" and "romantic" from an episode of "Fairly Odd Parents" wherein Timmy Turner's parents try to help Timmy write an effective love-email to his crush Trixie Tang by combining the usual lovey-dovey cliches with threatening that she'd better date him if she ever wants to see her parents again.
It's threatening and romantic! It's threatmantic!
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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