Kevin's definitions

iTool

Someone who buys an iPod of any sorts.

Tommy is such an iTool.

by Kevin January 12, 2005

bvvvga

The process by which a man crashes his vehicle due to staring at young scantily clad women walk down a sidewalk.

I had the worst bvvvga today. I need to focus on the road more often.

by Kevin July 22, 2004

Yawk

A gun,strap,pistol, especialy a Glock.

I got them yawk thangs.
Don't make me pull dem yawks.

by Kevin December 19, 2003

shagger

1. A player (someone who has allot of game)
2. Fucker

I am the ultimate shagger.

by Kevin December 23, 2003

yetty

a pain satisfying bowel movement

That's the last time I eat Taco Bell before a nine hour road trip; as a result I had to pull off the side of the road and yetty on the birm of the road.

by Kevin September 4, 2003

werd

what kevo uses all the time to agree with something another person says.

person: dude, that's dope!
kevo: werd

by kevin May 11, 2004

yelda

Russian word for penis.

(Used especially often in the game Destroy All Humans 2.)

Russian peasent: After that nuclear reactor went online, my yelda hurts and my pee is green.

Russian worker: Agent Sovetski is so dreamy. But I have nothing to offer him but sadness, poverty, and dispair! Oh, and yelda.

by Kevin August 13, 2008