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celester

term for one who touches small children and no one likes (goes to BFHS)

dude 1:what can possibly rape a man?
dude 2:celester the molester

by kevin April 19, 2005

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an online web journal where people post to talk to themselves or to show others their problems. usually includes "i'm bored" or "i finally updated" in most entries. if people don't post a picture of themselves on their xanga, it tells you that they're either really ugly or they're ashamed of how they look.

heY GuYz chEk ouT MaH XanGA!

by kevin May 1, 2006

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deftist

Kevinistic; Loving all that is. All that exists, no matter the persuasion.

I have become quite deftist in my actions lately when regarding the court guests.

by Kevin June 11, 2006

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operation iraqi liberation

a deceptive and official sounding word created by George W. Bush to cover up the fact that he just wants to finish what daddy started. YEEEEHAWWW, CALL DADDY, WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO THE DESERT just didn't sound as good. i wonder if the president would be as excited about the project if his daughters were over there waiting to get killed.

we can't tell the people the truth about this war, let'smake up something that sounds official...hmmmmmmmm, how'bout operation iraqi liberation.

by kevin December 28, 2004

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