Kevin's definitions

kiddie porn

Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.

There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.

by Kevin December 30, 2003

jacks

A set sagging breasts.

Meg had some huge jacks.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Rockville

n. - Best city on earth... Bethesda and Potomac think theys the shit, but Rockville really owns moco. The snipers knew it, street racers know it, and now you know it.

dude 1: Yo Rockville owns moco
dude 2: lets go get some mochas at starbucks
dude 1: and i'm going to Friday's to pick up girls who goto MC.


chick 1: Lets goto Bethesda and shop!
chick 2: No lets just stay in Rockville, I dont have enough money.
chick 1: Well as long as we dont goto PG county, its all good.

by kevin December 5, 2003

a cappella

A genre of music using no instruments besides vocals.

Examples of groups are Rockapella, Three Men and a Tenor, and Ascending A Cappella.

by Kevin December 6, 2003

Sinchie, Sinchee

Simple, not complicated.

This algebra problem is sinchie.
Your homework is so sinchie.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Threatmantic

A portmanteau of "threating" and "romantic" from an episode of "Fairly Odd Parents" wherein Timmy Turner's parents try to help Timmy write an effective love-email to his crush Trixie Tang by combining the usual lovey-dovey cliches with threatening that she'd better date him if she ever wants to see her parents again.

It's threatening and romantic! It's threatmantic!

by Kevin July 26, 2004