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professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional
Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.
by Kevin May 17, 2004
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Shaonme

Shaonme is short for "Shine on Me." This is derived from someone who just lit it up in their sport/activity and wants everyone to pay close attention to them and to get out of the sunlight or moon light so it can Shine on them. Cuz they're the shit
After scoring a sick goal in soccer Cool guy runs over to the sideline and says yo Shaonme nigga. and the other team cries cuz they know he's the shit and there is nothing they can do about it
by Kevin May 1, 2006
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skittles

Rapper Eminem's brother's knickname during his short attempted stint as a rapper.

Also see: Sninkers
Eminem is my favorite rapper,thats why named myself skittles.
by Kevin May 13, 2004
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huntlazyhorse

1. Gangsta ass crew from Holland...

2. Literall English translation of the Dutch word 'jachtluipaard'
> Check out dem wicked ass huntlazyhorses...

< Damn, they be fly ass gangstas.

> Swut i'm sayin'...
by Kevin August 2, 2004
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forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.
post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.
by Kevin June 19, 2006
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Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.
Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"
by Kevin October 23, 2005
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uh-uh

A way of describing "getting action" from a girl.
"Can I get a little uh-uh"
by Kevin January 18, 2004
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