Kevin's definitions

Rockville

n. - Best city on earth... Bethesda and Potomac think theys the shit, but Rockville really owns moco. The snipers knew it, street racers know it, and now you know it.

dude 1: Yo Rockville owns moco
dude 2: lets go get some mochas at starbucks
dude 1: and i'm going to Friday's to pick up girls who goto MC.


chick 1: Lets goto Bethesda and shop!
chick 2: No lets just stay in Rockville, I dont have enough money.
chick 1: Well as long as we dont goto PG county, its all good.

by kevin December 5, 2003

a cappella

A genre of music using no instruments besides vocals.

Examples of groups are Rockapella, Three Men and a Tenor, and Ascending A Cappella.

by Kevin December 6, 2003

Herlihy Boy

1. The best house sitting service.

2. A hilarious SNL character of Adam Sandler.

With over 50,000 house sitting services worldwide the Herlihy Boy is by far the best.

by Kevin April 29, 2006

skittles

Rapper Eminem's brother's knickname during his short attempted stint as a rapper.

Also see: Sninkers

Eminem is my favorite rapper,thats why named myself skittles.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

kiddie porn

Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.

There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.

by Kevin December 30, 2003

jacks

A set sagging breasts.

Meg had some huge jacks.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

by Kevin May 1, 2006