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idiot box

1) see i-box.
2) something that adults that act like children (under the ocean) play in and use their "imaginaaation".
1) Shut up you idiot box!
2) Let's go play in the idiot box!
by Kevin December 19, 2003
mugGet the idiot boxmug.

donkey dick sandwich

A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
mugGet the donkey dick sandwichmug.

hidey ho

A greeting, sometimes unwelcomed, from a neighbor. Said by both Wilson Wilson, Jr. on "Home Improvement" and Ned Flanders on "The Simpsons".
by Kevin July 30, 2008
mugGet the hidey homug.

light it up like a christmas tree

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.
They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.
by Kevin February 12, 2007
mugGet the light it up like a christmas treemug.

subprofile

made by computer nerds who weren't satisfied with the standard aim profile limit. users of this usually view their own profiles to get "views" or to give a fake sense of their "popularity". some users get so desperate that they make up a screen name and view it themselves to pretend to be popular, and some even sign their own guestbooks. usually includes "i'm bored so i made this", lyrics to shitty songs, or "hey %n, welcome to my profile. it is currently %t and today is %d"

okay, damn it, the limit is 1024 characters, which is way more than enough to give a shoutout to your one friend from school. and it's fucking called a profile. a profile was originally intended to give away personal information, not type random shit for no reason to yourself for no reason.
SubProfile: Click to Continue.
please view my subprofile and sign the guestbook!!
by kevin February 7, 2004
mugGet the subprofilemug.

tweeter

Damn, I had this wicked burrito and a twelver of PBR last night and my tweeter is burning.
by kevin March 25, 2004
mugGet the tweetermug.

corn dawg

me: wat up corn dawg
alex: nuttin yo
by Kevin February 6, 2005
mugGet the corn dawgmug.

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