Kevin's definitions

IHOP

See International House of Pancakes.

I've starving. Wanna bounce to IHOP?

by Kevin January 29, 2003

kiddie porn

Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.

There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.

by Kevin December 30, 2003

humpalump

to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...

Felicia humpalumped Ross in the shed.

by Kevin January 31, 2005

Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

jacks

A set sagging breasts.

Meg had some huge jacks.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

skittles

Rapper Eminem's brother's knickname during his short attempted stint as a rapper.

Also see: Sninkers

Eminem is my favorite rapper,thats why named myself skittles.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

bobik

general term for a person under the age of 16 who doesnt know how to use/act in a chatroom.

"You have to type /nick to change your name, stop being such a bobik"

by Kevin March 8, 2004