Kevin's definitions

Puppy Cup

Method Of Masturbation Where One Cups His Balls With Back Of Hand And Ejaculates On To His Face..

Mike's Flacid For Life. He Will Never Experience Puppy Cupping.

by Kevin January 26, 2004

zap

a word used by skater kids to define when they think a person is gay. They will often tell the "gay-ee" that they want to write zap on their arm has a right of passage into their 'group'. However, once other skater kids sees the ZAP written on the arm, they are rude to the kid.

Dave was a nice non-gay young man, but Andy thought to himself "Man, that guy is one nasty fag!" and Andy tricked Dave into letting Andy write ZAP on his forearm. Then Dave was teased.

by Kevin February 9, 2005

baroni

a teacher lacking intelligence and street smarts usually teaches computer graphics

that teachers a fuckin baroni

by kevin December 9, 2003

santa

A stalker.

How else does he know when youre sleeping, or when you're naughty or nice?

by Kevin December 30, 2003

ATTACKASA

To attack violently or threaten idioticly.

"Hey dude, can i have some of your fries?"
"uh..no"
"dude, come on just a few"
"NO!"
"screw you man!"
"wha!? ATTACKASA!"

by Kevin November 22, 2003

drown sound

When someone else in the residence is making annoying noise but you can't, or would rather not, confront them because they wouldn't listen, or would retaliate by criticizing you. So, you make noise (such as playing music) so you don't have to listen to them.

My Sister was belly dancing upstairs, so I plugged my headphones and played some music on the computer for drown sound.

by Kevin September 16, 2008

ambulance chaser

typically a lawyer who can be found in hospital emergency rooms soliciting business in regard to the circumstance of the patients therein. it is as if the lawyer had chased the ambulance from the accident scene to the hospital. typically a dishonest person.

"Don't take my word for it", said the ambulance chaser, "I can get you some phat cash for that traffic accident you caused."

by Kevin May 1, 2006