Keith's definitions

banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

by Keith January 12, 2007

townie

Life ruiners, scum of the world

Townie : "ohhhhh, can i have some drugs to feed my baseball bat?"
Townie : "lets go clubbin an kill people with our weapons!"
Townie : "whats that? I listen to shit?"

by Keith September 14, 2003

Nayhoo

A very uncool person of African American heritage.

Get that nayhoo away from me!

by keith December 2, 2004

quarterbackin'

The act of wiping your ass

Knock Knock; (Bathroom door)

Hold on, I'm quarterbackin I'll be right out.

by keith August 9, 2003

airball

a type of paintball play. A field with inflatable bunkers for paintball games.

I went paintballing over the weekend, and there was an airball field to play on.

by Keith April 7, 2004

Ashtray

The University at Albany, in Albany, NY

I went home for the weekend, but I'm back in the Ashtray now

by Keith October 18, 2004

Cunt Bake

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

by keith May 13, 2005