Keith's definitions

metal

crap that makes my head hurt, and makes me seriously doubt the right of teenagers to ever speak or remove their hands form the pockets so as not to scream terrible lyrics or discrace a guitar by arranges the 3 chords they know into noise.

Oh god, my head hurts just thinking about metal.

by Keith January 25, 2005

anarchy

a naeve political movement in wich there are no laws and no government.

Anyone who has seen a traffic light that's out can see that anarchy just won't work.

by Keith February 4, 2005

swatch

vb; To have a brief look at.
Chiefly Glaswegian Scots

Gie us a swatch of yer fanny!

by Keith February 5, 2005

dinghy broad

a dirty slutbag who deserves no respect

"Greer you're such a fuckin dinghy broad!"

by keith February 10, 2005

sandwich

2 pieces of bread, cheese, meat, and condiments also know as a sammich or sammninja

Lets go have a sammninja

by keith May 13, 2005

pinger

Someone who hurries from task to task, or makes a problem more important than it actually is. The person is "pinging" like a ball in a pin-ball machine.

The pinger is making us work overtime to install this computer, even though no one is going to move into this cubicle for another week.

by Keith March 3, 2005

shokushu

tentacle; feeler...japanese

Is she being raped by a shokushu?

by Keith April 25, 2004