Keith's definitions

Gave

1) Past tense of give

2) Past tense of committing a violent act on a person of weaker stature, or on a nation with a much weaker military, see also conservative

3) Past tense of releasing oneself from virginity, through the act of coitus, when followed with the words "it up"

1) "I gave that guy a crisp new twenty, and all I got were these lousy cheetos!"

2) "Man, I really gave it to that blind crippled kid, Gimme Five!"
"Man, we really gave it to those damned A-Rabs in Iraqirabia! Yeehaw, George Dubya for another fifty years!"

3) "That ditsy-ass cheerleader Susie gave it up to the whole football team, then the lacrosse team, then had her stomach pumped, then I gave it to her good!"

by Keith February 9, 2004

Sandmonkey

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc

"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."

by Keith August 4, 2004

Cowboy Bebop

An amazing animated show from Japan. You can't really call it anime.....'cause it's good.

I was amazed when I watched a whole Japanese show and none of the characters changed shape and got all gay and round. I've seen two episodes and I'm addicted to Cowboy Bebop.

by Keith September 22, 2005

metal

crap that makes my head hurt, and makes me seriously doubt the right of teenagers to ever speak or remove their hands form the pockets so as not to scream terrible lyrics or discrace a guitar by arranges the 3 chords they know into noise.

Oh god, my head hurts just thinking about metal.

by Keith January 25, 2005

sadomasochism

the deriving of pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting or submitting to physical or emotional abuse.

by Keith April 25, 2003

mufucka

used by those who sound like they have a load of shit in their mouths. Usually black people who talk like ass.

Whassup mufucka. Where is my momma be?

by Keith May 13, 2005

pinger

Someone who hurries from task to task, or makes a problem more important than it actually is. The person is "pinging" like a ball in a pin-ball machine.

The pinger is making us work overtime to install this computer, even though no one is going to move into this cubicle for another week.

by Keith March 3, 2005