100 definitions by Keith

I won a trip on the set of Who's the Boss. I asked Tony Danza for his autograph and almost instantaneously I felt a hot sweaty lighthouse whip across my face. I assume this was a Danza Slap

1) "I gave that guy a crisp new twenty, and all I got were these lousy cheetos!"

2) "Man, I really gave it to that blind crippled kid, Gimme Five!"
"Man, we really gave it to those damned A-Rabs in Iraqirabia! Yeehaw, George Dubya for another fifty years!"

3) "That ditsy-ass cheerleader Susie gave it up to the whole football team, then the lacrosse team, then had her stomach pumped, then I gave it to her good!"

that old hag who follows Tim Henman every year on Centre Court with the jester's hat and Union Jack bloomers is a right Sampara .

When he tried to grab the flag I gave him a blue diaper and we won.

i told you that was going to happen sheowmsain

Someone makes a great shot and we all shout "Snurta"

Look at that disgusting Crebo-Crapsaw.