Keith's definitions

birkenjock

A subspecies of the typical frat-boy type: misogynistic, politically conservative, alcoholic, horny, Abercrombie and baseball cap wearing jock. "Birkenjocks" differ from the typical frat-boy only in their recreational choices, smoking pot and listening to bands typically associated with a more liberal lifestyle, like Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, and 311.

"Brah, I got SO drunk last night at the Alpha Sigma party, and I TOTALLY fucked this chick from the Omegas. I don't even know her name! Anyway, dude, you wanna get stoned and listen to some DMB?"

by Keith April 7, 2005

helkholesh

is meat on stick

-best served with crab juice, or mountain dew.

We do not sell hot dogs, only helkholesh.

by Keith August 23, 2004

Fonterbush

An uncommon flora species located only in south central New York State

Your Fonterbush is blooming nicely

by Keith March 15, 2005

tsu

Acronym: Tear Shit Up. Origin: Dallas Theater Center scene shop 1999.

This show is over! Time to TSU!

by Keith November 5, 2003

The Cum Bush

THe bush, reputedly close to the subway, that smells of Jizz

"Dudes, has anyone been past that bush by the subway that smells of Jizz?"

"Oh yeah the cum bush"

by Keith May 24, 2003

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

by Keith June 22, 2004

neck

A flannel shirt-wearing, pickup-truck-driving, farmer-tan-sporting, tobacco-spitting asshole redneck.

"Look at the dumbass 'neck with cowboy stripes (chew spit dribble) on the side of his 12-foot-tall F-350 crew cab monster pile of shit>"

by Keith November 29, 2003