Keith's definitions

pinger

Someone who hurries from task to task, or makes a problem more important than it actually is. The person is "pinging" like a ball in a pin-ball machine.

The pinger is making us work overtime to install this computer, even though no one is going to move into this cubicle for another week.

by Keith March 3, 2005

cockwolf

the gay male equivalent to the notorious "cougar"

what is that old dirty queer doing here on college night.....total cockwolf

by Keith April 11, 2005

roofer

another word spoken by a high person hoping to say pass the reefer. There fore from that day on it has been customary to use this word to refer to the reefer!!!!!

Man this is some good Sh@#, pass that roofer this way!

by Keith December 19, 2003

Hudson Falls

the biggest dirtbag town in the United States

I went to Hudson Falls as a religious virgin and came out as a dirty ho.

by keith January 17, 2004

Danza Slap

Whip our your cock and lash her across her face

I won a trip on the set of Who's the Boss. I asked Tony Danza for his autograph and almost instantaneously I felt a hot sweaty lighthouse whip across my face. I assume this was a Danza Slap

by Keith June 19, 2004

ClintEastwoodBradfield

to be of the opinion that BenA is a complete and utter cock, one that thinks of BenA as a twat.

"Whats your opinion of BenA?"
"Oh I'm a bit CEB about him"
"me too"

by Keith December 2, 2003

dingis

what a retarded little brother calls his wang

it's my dingis

by keith March 27, 2003