Keith's definitions

positive

An adjective meaning that something is good. It was introduced into popular culture by Mr. Boyle in late 2003 and early 2004. The word was then passed on through the students in his Pre-calc class. Recently the word has spread to southern California by an unnamed student attending USD.

Buying a chocolate chip muffin sounds pretty positive.

by Keith December 1, 2004

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

by Keith June 22, 2004

neck

A flannel shirt-wearing, pickup-truck-driving, farmer-tan-sporting, tobacco-spitting asshole redneck.

"Look at the dumbass 'neck with cowboy stripes (chew spit dribble) on the side of his 12-foot-tall F-350 crew cab monster pile of shit>"

by Keith November 29, 2003

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

by Keith May 21, 2004

Peaced

Hand shake done between to members of the same gang

Yo I peaced him up when I saw him in the party last night.

by Keith December 3, 2004

Zippz0r

A Jumping Zippo

Damn You Zippz0r Why do u have to jump so freaking high

by Keith September 15, 2003

Crebo- Crapsaw

The slimy underbelly of a small tree dweller known as Cathy.
A crud covered toadstool found in South Africa.(origin:Ripe bananas for everyone.)

Look at that disgusting Crebo-Crapsaw.

by Keith March 15, 2005