Keith's definitions

Danza Slap

Whip our your cock and lash her across her face

I won a trip on the set of Who's the Boss. I asked Tony Danza for his autograph and almost instantaneously I felt a hot sweaty lighthouse whip across my face. I assume this was a Danza Slap

by Keith June 19, 2004

pinger

Someone who hurries from task to task, or makes a problem more important than it actually is. The person is "pinging" like a ball in a pin-ball machine.

The pinger is making us work overtime to install this computer, even though no one is going to move into this cubicle for another week.

by Keith March 3, 2005

Cowboy Bebop

An amazing animated show from Japan. You can't really call it anime.....'cause it's good.

I was amazed when I watched a whole Japanese show and none of the characters changed shape and got all gay and round. I've seen two episodes and I'm addicted to Cowboy Bebop.

by Keith September 22, 2005

Sandmonkey

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc

"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."

by Keith August 4, 2004

anarchy

a naeve political movement in wich there are no laws and no government.

Anyone who has seen a traffic light that's out can see that anarchy just won't work.

by Keith February 4, 2005

itchied

the past tense of itch

bumblebee: it was caused i itchied

by keith June 13, 2004

helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

by keith May 13, 2005