Keith's definitions

D12

The Dirty Dozen...not because there are 12 people but because there are six people all with split personalities:

Eminem and Slim Shady
Proof and Derty Harry
Bizaare and Peter S. Bizaare
Mister Denaun Porter and Kon Artis
Swift and Swifty McVay
Rondell Beene and Kuniva

D12's CD, Devil's Night, is one of the funniest on the planet.

by Keith November 4, 2003

dingis

what a retarded little brother calls his wang

it's my dingis

by keith March 27, 2003

New Jersey

Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah

Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::

by Keith December 1, 2003

Monkeyspackflaps

Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.

Stop touching me, Monkeyspackflap!!!

by Keith October 12, 2004

sandwich

2 pieces of bread, cheese, meat, and condiments also know as a sammich or sammninja

Lets go have a sammninja

by keith May 13, 2005

esmereldas

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

by Keith August 8, 2004

The Cum Bush

THe bush, reputedly close to the subway, that smells of Jizz

"Dudes, has anyone been past that bush by the subway that smells of Jizz?"

"Oh yeah the cum bush"

by Keith May 24, 2003