48 definitions by K-Noodle

Magic Flesh Grapes

Magical testicles that glow green under UV light.

My Magic Flesh Grapes are glowing bright today.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

schwasty

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

by K-Noodle October 2, 2009

Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.

LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

Chocolate Milk

When white people hang out with black people.

Let's have some Chocolate Milk later, I miss LaRonda.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

Spaghetti Goo Ball

The substance that comes out of woman's pussy after cumming inside her during her period.

LaRonda's spaghetti goo ball was almost as bad as I thought it'd be.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

Hirohito

When an asian man wakes up a large white woman by ejaculating on her face. Thus recreating Japanese General Hirohito's statement after Pearl Harbor, "I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant".

Dude, Ken pulled a Hirohito and the chick punched him in the taint.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009