Jules Carrozza's definitions

Stanley Kubrick

The greatest filmmaker who ever lived, or at least one of them. The director and visionary behind such masterpieces as 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange and Full Metal Jacket.

In the world of cinema, Stanley Kubrick is God

by Jules Carrozza April 8, 2004

kaiju

1. A type of or relating to a type of creature exceedingly common in Japan. Usually over 200 feet tall, they are known to frequently wander into cities and cause massive real estate damage. They simply won't leave Japanese cities alone though they also have been seen in New York, Seoul, London and Coppenhagen before..

This has been Tokyo's third kaiju attack in two weeks!

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Tim Burton Collective

A website dedicated to filmmaker Tim Burton. Contains one of the strangest message boards ever.

The denizens of the Tim Burton Collective MSG board are an eccentric bunch.

by Jules Carrozza April 8, 2004

Infecta

A very scary tabby cat with rolling eyes and incredibly bloated cheeks..

Man, just thinking about Infecta gives me nightmares..

by Jules Carrozza August 15, 2003

Kikaida

A badass mofo with an explosive temper and an obsession with Bob Sapp and the movie Troll. He also thinks the word "whore" is a friendly greeting.

Keep your distance from Kikaida, he bites..

by Jules Carrozza September 17, 2003

Kojiro Abe

1. Pretentious
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Phrigajiblenoghip

A religious extremist who decided to come to this website and spout off his hateful, wacko Christian retoric.
Still, his definitions of Hell and rapture were quite intertaining.

Phrigajiblenoghip is complete and total zealot.

by Jules Carrozza May 28, 2004