The most amazing country on Earth. Take this from me, an American who was lucky enough to live there for 5 awesome years. Germany is a country that has taken a total 360 since 1945. Germany is the democracy that America claims to be. Americans who constantly down-talk Germany and Germans for their errors in the past are very ignorant. It is a peaceful country rich in culture and history. Germans are hard-shelled people on the outside, however, they are very respectful and good-natured on the inside. They have a knack for things being done the RIGHT way(Alles in Ordnung!) They appreciate the finer things in life such as art, music, history, family and friends. Germans are wonderful and privacy-respecting neighbors, enviornment friendly, great scholars, artists and engineers. Even as a very populous country, it is still very clean and absolutely beautiful. Plenty to see and do, and home to the the most awesome and functional highway system in the world. Das autobahn. Deutschland is geil,mann.
Elementary school teacher: What's the greatest country in the world?
Me: Wrong. GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!
A greasy, insolent subhuman. A talent lacking "musician" who should be euthanized, if not, sterilized immediately. Greatly resembles a sewer rat. Is incapable of presenting himself in a clean hygenic manner. Kid Rock, as well as his fans, believe that whoring around with HIV Positive women is a proud accomplishment. Glorified white trash.
Kid Rock is a dirty, talent lacking, shit eating waste of life. People who listen to him are no better.
The nicest city in the United States. Filled with intellectual democrats who enjoy good books, good coffee, and good conversation. The people of Seattle are generally very friendly, the city is absolutely beautiful and is easy to say has the most class and culture of any place in the U.S. Portland comes in 2nd.
Everyone wishes they were from Seattle.
A hilarious low-budget animated cartoon series that has been successfully making people laugh since 1998. Unlike douchebags such as Carlos Mencia, South Park's creators actually deliver their humor in an original, clever, and witty way while still inserting their political opinions.
South Park is hilarious
A great place to work if you enjoy having to deal with BMW's(big military wifes) and managment that treat their employees like garbage. Terrible place to shop for clothes, awful selection.
Today I went to the PX to buy some clothes but all they had was ugly ghetto hip-hop clothes and Tommy Hilfiger rags! screw Aafes!
An African-American supermodel with a massively large head, literally as well as figuratively. Oddly enough, despite her horrible looks and rotten personality, has had a successfull career in Hollywood. Believes she is some type of diety.
Kid: Is there something wrong with the TV?
Me: No, Tyra Banks forehead really is that big.
A chain of mall stores where any scenester
can shop for all their pre-packaged sub culture needs. Hot Topic's merchandise is poorly made, yet overpriced. Employees are generally douchebag fashioncore
kids who seem to "dress the part" for their job and enjoy approaching all customers entering the store in an over-friendly manner. They might address a customer with a "Hey dude" instead of a professional "Hello Mam." Some people claim they only shop there and buy sale items, however, sale items at hot topic are only bumped down to the price they should have been originally.
Why does it smell like burning plastic everytime I walk into hot topic?