39 definitions by Jtron 3000

Pull Out And Pray

Method of contraception that is also a test of faith.

"Father forgive me for I have sinned........"

by Jtron 3000 October 4, 2003

Half a Fag

Guys that have one earring.

"Nice earring, what does tha mean, I'm only half a fag?"

by Jtron 3000 April 17, 2003

Technicolor Rainbow

To vomit, puke, blow chunks, etc.

"I gave my girlfriend a technicolor rainbow last night after she started bugging the shit out of me for going out drinking."

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

Bruce Lees

Hard nipples. or nips.

"I love the winter when all you see are Bruce Lees on chicks."

by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003

Check the Roast

To see if what you've been baking in your intestine is ready to come out.

"Ouch! I need to check the roast, excuse me for a moment."

by Jtron 3000 October 6, 2003

Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.

"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Muffocation

The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.

"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003