6 definitions by Jose99

Beaver-CrackHead-Eagle-Feathers, derrogatory term referring to a Native/Tribal-American.
Go to Tir-Na-Nog bar in Daytona Beach, Florida and look for a scraggly looking native american in a biker vest or suede vest with bones, long hair, cracked out eyes and bare feet hustling every person near the pool table, beware, they may seem intoxicated but can still play pool better than people who are not under the influence.

"Dude look at B-Chef over there, it's going to be a rough night in the teepee after he smokes all that crack he bought with money he won playing pool."
by Jose99 July 19, 2006
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Human feces that come out in liquid form with a slight honey-color tint.
"After Brandon ate all that Mexican food he took so many dumps that by the end only Honey Paste was coming out."
by Jose99 July 22, 2006
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The Gastro-intestinal system, where food is converted into into energy and waste products are formed the excreted from the body in large brown/tan masses.
I have been eating that activa yogurt stuff to try and regulate my dookie tubes, every time I am on the toilet I just explode mush and bits of undigested food.
by Jose99 February 22, 2007
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To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.
by Jose99 January 30, 2007
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In simplest terms,to masturbate.
Dude Christian has been on the toilet for the last thirty minutes waxing the pickle.
by Jose99 October 1, 2006
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A sexual position, typically performend between two relatives in southern Indiana, involves corn on the cob and lots of human excrement.
I was driving through Evansville last weekend, I stopped for some lunch and caught this brother giving his sister the Indiana Crab Dangle in the rest room.
by Jose99 October 11, 2006
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