JonathanChance's definitions

Belize Traveller One Barrel Rum

The best fucking rum on the face of the planet. It blows Captain Morgan right out of the Fucking Water

by JonathanChance September 28, 2003

Flying Sardine

Nickname given to the de Havilland Chipmunk, an British military training aircraft used from 1946 to 1996.

Most of us Tornado Jocks cut our teeth in Flying Sardines.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Fort

Nickname given to the B-17 Flying Fortress, an American WWII heavy bomber.

Six wings of Forts just departed on a mission to bomb the fuck out of Leipzig.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Stringbag

Nickname given to the Fairey Swordfish, a Royal Navy carrier-based Torpedo Bomber of WWII. This archaic-looking biplane was made famous by the Taranto Raid of 1940, in which 21 Swordfishes completley decimated the Italian Fleet.

by JonathanChance September 29, 2003

stinger

Nickname given to the AC-119 Gunship, a Vietnam-Era cargo aircraft fitted with Machine guns and cannons firing out of the side. The Stinger would fly a circular pattern around the target and open up on the target, turning the enemy into mincemeat.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

caker

A slacker. One who slacks off when they are supposed to be doing stuff.

You cakers out there in Richland better listen up, man cause your tortilla's going to be flipped!

by JonathanChance June 23, 2004

corpse

To spontaneously break out in laughter while performing on stage.

Jimmy Fallon is the king of corpsing.

by JonathanChance March 25, 2004