JonathanChance's definitions

Fort

Nickname given to the B-17 Flying Fortress, an American WWII heavy bomber.

Six wings of Forts just departed on a mission to bomb the fuck out of Leipzig.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Stringbag

Nickname given to the Fairey Swordfish, a Royal Navy carrier-based Torpedo Bomber of WWII. This archaic-looking biplane was made famous by the Taranto Raid of 1940, in which 21 Swordfishes completley decimated the Italian Fleet.

by JonathanChance September 29, 2003

sproggenwagon

Any motor vehicle used by Parents to haul their bratty little shits in. Once applied to station wagons, but now exclusivley refers to minivans and SUVs.

That bitch in the sproggenwagon cut me off again!

by JonathanChance September 6, 2003

Banana Bomber

Nickname given to the BAC Buccaneer, a British attack aircraft which was in operation from 1962-1992. This aircraft made headlines for its daring missions against Iraqi targets in Desert Storm.

by JonathanChance September 29, 2003

caker

A slacker. One who slacks off when they are supposed to be doing stuff.

You cakers out there in Richland better listen up, man cause your tortilla's going to be flipped!

by JonathanChance June 23, 2004

DINO

Acronym for Democrat In Name Only. Refers to people affiliated with the DemoCratic Party who act like Republicans.

Joe Leiberman, what a fucking DINO!

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

monkeyboxer

A person who frequents the message boards at www.wilwheaton.net.

by JonathanChance June 28, 2003