JonathanChance's definitions

godspam

An often ficticious narrative, message, or news story containing a religious message that is spread all over the Internet chiefly throught the use of email.

That stupid godspam comparing the ACLU to the Taliban pisses me off to no end!

by JonathanChance June 28, 2003

FAC

Military acronym for Forward Air Controller. A forwar Air Controller flies over enemy targets in a light aircraft, usually propellor-driven, and marks the targets that the strike aircraft and at times ground artillery need to attack. With the advent of recent advances in sattelite reconnasaince and UAV technology, the Forward Air Controller has become a thing of the past

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Wooden Wonder

Nickname given to the deHavilland Mosquito, a British Fighter-Bomber used during World War Two. This aircraft was known for its lightweight all-wood construction, its speed and its ability to take damage.

"Oi, The Wooden Wonder t'wernt a better attack plane in the King's Air force and dat's a fact."

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

bogey

An aeriral radar contact that has not yet been confirmed as hostile.

All right checkerboard squadron, Watch those Bogeys, if they try to engage, take 'em out.

by JonathanChance October 6, 2003

sproggenwagon

Any motor vehicle used by Parents to haul their bratty little shits in. Once applied to station wagons, but now exclusivley refers to minivans and SUVs.

That bitch in the sproggenwagon cut me off again!

by JonathanChance September 6, 2003

Banana Bomber

Nickname given to the BAC Buccaneer, a British attack aircraft which was in operation from 1962-1992. This aircraft made headlines for its daring missions against Iraqi targets in Desert Storm.

by JonathanChance September 29, 2003

caker

A slacker. One who slacks off when they are supposed to be doing stuff.

You cakers out there in Richland better listen up, man cause your tortilla's going to be flipped!

by JonathanChance June 23, 2004