JonathanChance's definitions

Ensign Eliminator

Nickname given to the Chance-Vought F4U Corsair, an American Carrier-Based Fighter of World War Two. Earned its nickname due to the fact that the cockpit which was placed further back than most carrier-based aircraft made carrier landings extremeley difficult. This resulted in many inexperienced pilots crashing thier planes on landing.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Hurry

Nickname given to the Hawker Hurricane, A British WWII fighter. Made a name for itself during the Battle of Britian, where Hurricanes and Spitfires bravley defended British cities from attack by German bombers.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

DINO

Acronym for Democrat In Name Only. Refers to people affiliated with the DemoCratic Party who act like Republicans.

Joe Leiberman, what a fucking DINO!

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

corpse

To spontaneously break out in laughter while performing on stage.

Jimmy Fallon is the king of corpsing.

by JonathanChance March 25, 2004

Jolly Green

Nickname given to the Sikorsky HH-3 helicopter. Made famous for its rescue missions it flew during the Vietnam War

Lt. Cunningham wal plucked out of enemy territory by a Jolly Green.

by JonathanChance September 29, 2003

godspam

An often ficticious narrative, message, or news story containing a religious message that is spread all over the Internet chiefly throught the use of email.

That stupid godspam comparing the ACLU to the Taliban pisses me off to no end!

by JonathanChance June 28, 2003

Tinker Toy

Nickname given to the Temco TT-1 Pinto, A jet-powered training aircraft that served the U.S. Navy and Air Force for a very short time during the 1950s. Modified versions of this aircraft with a larger engine and expanded fuel capacity in civilian hands, however are prized possesions and considered the ultimate aerial sports car.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003