JonathanChance's definitions

corpse

To spontaneously break out in laughter while performing on stage.

Jimmy Fallon is the king of corpsing.

by JonathanChance March 25, 2004

caker

A slacker. One who slacks off when they are supposed to be doing stuff.

You cakers out there in Richland better listen up, man cause your tortilla's going to be flipped!

by JonathanChance June 23, 2004

sproggenwagon

Any motor vehicle used by Parents to haul their bratty little shits in. Once applied to station wagons, but now exclusivley refers to minivans and SUVs.

That bitch in the sproggenwagon cut me off again!

by JonathanChance September 6, 2003

Ensign Eliminator

Nickname given to the Chance-Vought F4U Corsair, an American Carrier-Based Fighter of World War Two. Earned its nickname due to the fact that the cockpit which was placed further back than most carrier-based aircraft made carrier landings extremeley difficult. This resulted in many inexperienced pilots crashing thier planes on landing.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003