Jonathan's definitions

smartjova

Sexyness, in black gay male form.

I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.

by Jonathan February 7, 2003

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

misch

misch: noun. A kid who is always cool and really funny. The kid may have friends who think they can beat-box and dance, but really can't. The typical misch doesn't let such people bother them.

Jonathan is such a misch

by Jonathan December 16, 2004

Weymer

One who is unbelievable cool. The epitome of coolness.

Wow! That guy over there is so totally Weymer!

by Jonathan March 13, 2004

Tindy

A grab on the rear of a snowboard. . . not quite the tail, not quite an indy, but all gay

Hey ian I tindied your mom last night

by Jonathan January 7, 2005

Tan Tan

The nickname for MOUNT TAN, the smallest mountain in the world.

I almost stepped on Mt. Tan today when I was walking home from school.

by Jonathan August 19, 2003

ambwhore

A little blonde hot ass slut thats always horny.

When ambwhore came over we fucked like rabbits.

by Jonathan April 4, 2004