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buttsausage

Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.
The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.
by Jonathan October 4, 2004
mugGet the buttsausagemug.

hover craft

big ass car

ie: a cadilac sevile
yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.
by Jonathan May 2, 2004
mugGet the hover craftmug.

analsex

The act of putting your penis up someone else's ass for sexual pleasure.
The guy got home and knew he needed to make love, he reached over and rubbered up his partner. Loads of lube was used and they had wild and passionate analsex.
by Jonathan June 21, 2004
mugGet the analsexmug.

keyla

Look taht girl damn she`s hot

of course dog is Keyla
by Jonathan March 20, 2004
mugGet the keylamug.

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.
I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.
by jonathan May 13, 2005
mugGet the qwertyitismug.

Weymer

Wow! That guy over there is so totally Weymer!
by Jonathan March 13, 2004
mugGet the Weymermug.

gamongamous

big nice firm butt, with perfect se off big breast, nice thighs and a great figure
see that girl right there, she is gumongamous
by Jonathan September 12, 2003
mugGet the gamongamousmug.

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