Jonathan's definitions

Bed bug

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.

And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.

by Jonathan May 5, 2005

Pooya-Pooya

Verb: To increase to or surpass the set speed limit on a highway or road.

You need to "Pooya-Pooya!"

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

misch

misch: noun. A kid who is always cool and really funny. The kid may have friends who think they can beat-box and dance, but really can't. The typical misch doesn't let such people bother them.

Jonathan is such a misch

by Jonathan December 16, 2004

Target Sweden

A computer game involving the attack on Sweden by the United Nations, which is played through 3 chapters:
1. Attack Launch
2. Invasion
3. Failed Evacuation
4. Complete Annihilation

Target Sweeden was the most fun I ever had in a computer game!

by Jonathan September 12, 2003

tsé

Word used by quebeckers, compressed form of "tu sais".

Tsé le gars là...
Tsé le film qu'on est allé voir là...

by Jonathan January 28, 2004

gamongamous

big nice firm butt, with perfect se off big breast, nice thighs and a great figure

see that girl right there, she is gumongamous

by Jonathan September 12, 2003