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king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.
by jonathan May 14, 2003
Get the jontymug. by Jonathan June 12, 2006
Get the loop, endlessmug. See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)
Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:
1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.
2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:
1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.
2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
by Jonathan December 1, 2004
Get the Bistromathicsmug. The 'T-virus', which stands for 'Tyrant-virus', is an RNA virus developed by the international pharmaceutical company Umbrella. It was created for use in the development of 'Human biological weapons', better known as zombies. By using it to mutate a victim's genes while also adding the DNA of an amphibian, the 'Fighting biological weapon', known as the Hunter, was also created. An even deadlier 'Fighting biological weapon', called the Tyrant, can be made by injecting the 'T-virus' into a perfectly compatible host.
Roughly 90% of the world's human population can be infected by the virus and turn to zombies, while those who escape infection could be killed by the infected. Roughly 1 in 10 million people will become a Tyrant when infected.
All lifeforms, ranging from primitive insects to mammals, can be infected by the 'T-virus'.
Roughly 90% of the world's human population can be infected by the virus and turn to zombies, while those who escape infection could be killed by the infected. Roughly 1 in 10 million people will become a Tyrant when infected.
All lifeforms, ranging from primitive insects to mammals, can be infected by the 'T-virus'.
by Jonathan December 26, 2003
Get the T-Virusmug. 
Get the bliggermug. someone that steals a car from someone,Also known as a game 'Grand Theft Auto:Vice City' and other series
car owner:OMG, HE STOLE MY CAR!
car jacker:tomorrow you'll be laughing about this!
someguy: hey look guys! hes doing grabd theft auto!
car jacker:tomorrow you'll be laughing about this!
someguy: hey look guys! hes doing grabd theft auto!
by Jonathan March 6, 2004
Get the Grand Theft Automug.