Jonathan's definitions

metrosexual

a guy who fakes being gay

bob:ace is such a fag
jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay
gary:hes a metrosexual, bob

by jonathan February 23, 2004

air force ones

shoes worn by us because ya'll can't rock them right

Only crunk niggas wear them

by JONATHAN April 28, 2004

Coldi

Adjective: A cold enviornment or object.

It is "Coldi" out here. That drink is "Coldi."

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

metro sexual

Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.

That sensitivity wannabe is such a pseudo-metrosexual.

by Jonathan December 1, 2004

A Few Whiles

Noun: A collection of many short time periods.

We will leave to depart to the mall in "A Few Whiles."

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

^_~V

an asian smiley, used in the place of "good job!" or "congratulations!"

person #1:"i got an A on my project!"
person #2: "^_~V"

by jonathan August 30, 2003

84

1. HOT/SEXY/PUSSYBITCH.

2. Refering to the coolest bitches you know.

3. The year only the coolest were born.

1. Yeah, Im hangin with my 84's this weekend

2. She definatly wasnt born in 84

by Jonathan April 20, 2005