Jonathan's definitions
Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.
The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.
by Jonathan October 4, 2004
Get the buttsausagemug. by Jonathan May 2, 2004
Get the hover craftmug. The guy got home and knew he needed to make love, he reached over and rubbered up his partner. Loads of lube was used and they had wild and passionate analsex.
by Jonathan June 21, 2004
Get the analsexmug. by Jonathan March 20, 2004
Get the keylamug. (n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.
by jonathan May 13, 2005
Get the qwertyitismug. by Jonathan March 13, 2004
Get the Weymermug. by Jonathan September 12, 2003
Get the gamongamousmug.