Jonathan's definitions

your mom

Used as a comeback...

so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....

by Jonathan June 10, 2006

clean head

A circumcised male.

Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops.

by Jonathan January 20, 2004

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 31, 2005

smartjova

Sexyness, in black gay male form.

I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.

by Jonathan February 7, 2003

ggmad

Gotta go make a doody. In the toilet

Andrew brb(be right back) ggmad.

by Jonathan August 15, 2004

jonty

king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.

Wow look its Jonty, lets bow to him

by jonathan May 14, 2003

Asshole-Milkshake

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.

A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!

by Jonathan December 13, 2004