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Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.
Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!
by Jon December 4, 2004
mugGet the Rap Attackmug.

circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.
When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.
by Jon April 5, 2005
mugGet the circumcisedmug.

klar

Klar is definied simply:

1.) The state of being klar faced.
2.) Of or related to klar face.
The girl is ridiculously klar faced.
by Jon February 21, 2005
mugGet the klarmug.

chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.
"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."
by Jon April 13, 2004
mugGet the chocolate sperm bagmug.

Bush

See:
Money
Moron
Warmonger

A moronic, chimpanzee like creature that bought his way into the White House. He makes a mockery of the English Language. Has several DUI arrests and is known to insult other cultures by asking questions that a child, who doesn’t know any better, would ask. He also has the I.Q. of a garden snail.
Bush sucks ass and Dick(Vice President).
by Jon March 14, 2005
mugGet the Bushmug.

wegro

A Caucasian who is confident they are truly of African-American lineage.
Us Wegro's be oppressed!
by Jon February 7, 2003
mugGet the wegromug.

The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.
This article by The Onion is hilarious!
by Jon December 31, 2003
mugGet the The Onionmug.

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