Jon's definitions

Canyonnerro

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.

take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!

by jon January 8, 2004

purple nurple

the act of twisting on the nurple very painfully until it is bruised (purple)

Kyle got tied up to a chair and got triple purple nurple on each nurple from his older sister and friends. Then he went crying ot his other older sister who did the exact same thing with her friends.

by Jon November 24, 2003

Sacramento Kings

A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!

B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.

Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....

by Jon July 27, 2004

flackshack

A newly painted home.

I live in the flakshack that Larry had just painted.

by Jon December 8, 2004

bitchtrip

When a chick thats being a bitch throws a bitchfit

Oh shit cuz not another bitchtrip!

by Jon August 5, 2004

napoleon dynamite

A movie everybody started talking about because the dvd came out but nobody knew about it when it was in theatres... :P

I'll do whatever i want *GOSH*

by Jon January 22, 2005

Paris Hilton

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

by Jon April 14, 2005