Jon's definitions

napoleon dynamite

A movie everybody started talking about because the dvd came out but nobody knew about it when it was in theatres... :P

I'll do whatever i want *GOSH*

by Jon January 22, 2005

purple nurple

the act of twisting on the nurple very painfully until it is bruised (purple)

Kyle got tied up to a chair and got triple purple nurple on each nurple from his older sister and friends. Then he went crying ot his other older sister who did the exact same thing with her friends.

by Jon November 24, 2003

Sacramento Kings

A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!

B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.

Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....

by Jon July 27, 2004

flackshack

A newly painted home.

I live in the flakshack that Larry had just painted.

by Jon December 8, 2004

cold-cock

To knock someone unconscious.

"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".

by Jon May 13, 2005

pepsi

the urban coca cola

Yo mang, you be drinkin a pepsi.

by Jon December 28, 2003

fucking champ

adj. really fucking awesome.

"Dude, this burrito is so fucking champ."

by Jon February 17, 2004