Jon's definitions

Sweet Child

Also known as "Sweet Child O' Mine". It is a metaphor used to personify a very beautiful girl.

She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain, I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain. And her hair reminds of a warm, safe place where as a child that I'd pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by.

Sweet Child O' Mine.

by Jon December 2, 2004

weenor

the real way to spell weiner. can be used to describe the penis. or simply a hot dog. or someone who is a whimp.

Suck my weenor. or Let's go buy weenors. You are a weenor.

by Jon May 13, 2005

klar face

1.) When the ratio of white visible electromagnetic waves to non-visible or non-white electromagnetic waves eminating from the ocular region becomes approximately 2:1.
2.) Googly eyes.

Detective Kane is a total klar face.

by Jon February 22, 2005

fuckbet

A term usually used for young guys who place bets with their friends about whether or not they can 'pull' a babe.

"I bet you 10 bucks, I can fuck that chick". That's a fuckbet.

by Jon October 10, 2004

barrelhead

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.

"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."

by Jon December 29, 2003

Bush

See:
Money
Moron
Warmonger

A moronic, chimpanzee like creature that bought his way into the White House. He makes a mockery of the English Language. Has several DUI arrests and is known to insult other cultures by asking questions that a child, who doesn’t know any better, would ask. He also has the I.Q. of a garden snail.

Bush sucks ass and Dick(Vice President).

by Jon March 14, 2005

Taker

noun - someone who likes it in the backdoor usually very often

Joey is a taker, he loves getting it in the butt

by Jon November 11, 2003