Jon's definitions

lor

LOR and matt are lovers. thanks to her super hot friend mackenzie. LOR is the queen of scene

that scene chick with the king of metal is lor. she is the queen of scene

by Jon February 6, 2005

swiss

alcoholic beverage

i got hella swiss last night at 7-11.

by jon February 1, 2004

fingercuff

The act in which a girl, usually a slut, has one Cock in her mouth and another in her vag.

When we were fingercuffing that bitch Leor hit her from behind so hard my whole 3 inch cock was forced into her mouth and she hurled all over the place.

Watch Chasing Amy and you can see that chick get finger cuffed. Well they talk about it atleast.

by Jon December 7, 2003

The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

by Jon December 31, 2003

cap

A bullet. The projectile that is contained in a "round" or "cartridge".

I will bust a "cap" in yo' ass!!!

by jon October 8, 2003

short fatty

a penis that is short and fat

by jon September 2, 2003

bangin

The Techno knock in Electronic music. Hard hitting repetious music. Something highly agreed to for rolling

"This is a bangin mix"

by jon June 19, 2004