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gug

A generous and loving mother-in-law and/or grandmother
(Question) "Hey kids, wanna go over to Gug's house?" (Answer) "Yipee!"
by Jon December 25, 2003
mugGet the gugmug.

Canyonnerro

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!
by jon January 8, 2004
mugGet the Canyonnerromug.

Jawz

by Jon December 21, 2004
mugGet the Jawzmug.

Stian

Stian is the fines Norwegian name, only given to extraordinary people. Those who have the name have a tedency to be very good in all they do.
Stian is the best.
by Jon May 15, 2004
mugGet the Stianmug.

Palo

Palo is basically a guy who likes to have sex with big fat transexual ogres. In his free time, he enjoys buttfucking horny kangaroos and eating cow testicles.
"Yummy." said Palo. "These testicles are delicious! I think I'll have some more"
by Jon July 5, 2004
mugGet the Palomug.

Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.
2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9
by Jon February 25, 2005
mugGet the Corey Ott Mathematicsmug.

cold-cock

"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".
by Jon May 13, 2005
mugGet the cold-cockmug.

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