Jon's definitions

lil' fizzin it

trying to do something that you know you can't really do.(like lil' fizz trying to dance)

"yo! lil fizz, quit tryin to lil fizz your dancing.

by jon August 16, 2003

PISS FLAPS

Nice pair of beef curtains

hanging down like a pair of curtains

by jon December 29, 2003

anality

The act of being an anal person. A gay man who regularly enjoys ass play is said to possess anality. Gay male porn stars who enjoy inserting dildos into their butts, have anality as do gay men who enjoy receiving anal sex. Anality is the term for people who enjoy anal play.

Did you see Jeff Stryker insert that big dildo up his butt? Did you see the way it slid up there. I loved watching him lube it up and his butt before pushing it on up there. He is possessed of anality.

by Jon October 9, 2004

Swindon

A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.

My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!

by Jon May 20, 2003

meow-meow

is bloody and meows "meow-meow" at 4 in the morning to the bald meow meow because they are best friends forever

the bloody meow-meow Meowed to the bald meow-meow at 4 o'clock in the morning.

by jon December 12, 2003

yurk

Yurk: describing the feeling of cuming. it can also be the actual jiz itself

Usually when I eff her, I am like Yurk, but last night was soo good, I was like Yuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrk.

by Jon June 29, 2004

mak

Short for a Macedonian person. See Macedonia here for a description of the country.

I'm a Mak from Macedonia.

by Jon February 7, 2005