Jon's definitions

gweedo

typically from new jersey, an italian who commonly uses way too much hair gel and has many homosexual tendancies, even though they pronounce themselves straight. commonly found in clubs and bars surrounded by gross easy chicks

"That fudgepacking gweedo is bout to get a foot up his ass."

by jon June 9, 2004

sweat body

smelly person, person who sweats alot, just really reeks, bad body odor.

Hey sweat body.

by Jon December 31, 2003

Urbandictionary Junkie

a) One who reads Urbandictionary.com altogether too often b) Some loser who feels the need to insult people or vent their anger on Urbandictionary.com

Go outside, you urbandictionary junkie! Your skin is looking quite pale. See also loser

by Jon January 15, 2004

smairy

A fairy like creature that is found on the isle of anglesey

That there, is a smairy

by Jon July 16, 2003

beta

Software so poorly written, the creators deny that it is in its final form.

Windows is not beta because the creators do not try to hide their poorly written code - they sell it.

by Jon August 11, 2004

9 bar

A extremly large amount of draw

Oi mate, how much is that 9 bar

by Jon November 20, 2003

Jerz

A common name for a dog, cat, or any other pet alike.

Jeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

by Jon January 26, 2003