Jon's definitions

cold-cock

To knock someone unconscious.

"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".

by Jon May 13, 2005

Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)

by jon June 3, 2003

tyme machine

Another name for an ATM. Used by people from Wisconsin.

Before I go out I need to stop by the tyme machine. I'm broke as a joke.

by Jon May 16, 2004

Mordor

From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt

One does not simply waltz into Mordor.

by Jon February 17, 2005

H2

a large car driven by men with small
penises, or who wish to donate money
indirectly to al-Qaeda.

That guy supports terrorists, but
he couldn't send them a donation. Instead, he bought an H2.

by Jon March 19, 2004

gobshite

my mate rob

erm, my mate rob is a gobshite

by jon August 13, 2003

Row Sham Bow

1) To totally flip out on somebody in a cool way. Sometimes accompanied by a Shilelah

OMG, Jon just ROW SHAM BOW'd that kid with his SHILELAH

by Jon August 18, 2004