Jon's definitions

lynyrd skynyrd

Three axe attack! At first, their guitar lineup consisted of Ed King, Gary Rossington, and Allen Collins. King later quit the band and was later replaced by Steve Gaines. Usually, Gaines played a Strat, Rossington a Les Paul, and Collins an Explorer. They would change guitars on some songs. For example, Rossington played the mournful guitar at the beginning of Free Bird in concert using a slide and a SG.

Ronnie Van Zant was the lead singer and primary song writer. His songs usually had very straight-forward lyrics. Contrary to legend, he was a fan of Neil Young. On the cover of Street Survivors, he can be seen in a Neil Young Shirt.

Leon Wilkeson played bass. Former roadie Billy Powell played piano. Artimus Pyle replaced Bob Burns on drums. They had a trio of back-up singers, the "Honkettes."

If I leave her tomorrow, would you still remember me?

I signed my contract, baby, and I want you people to know: Every penny that I make I'm gonna see where my money goes!

Lord, I can't make any changes. All I can do is write them in a song.

Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, gimme three steps towards the door. Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, and you'll never see me no more!

by Jon March 17, 2005

RIAA

The Recording Industry Association of American. A bunch of useless twunts who will be first against the wall when the post-scarcity revolution comes.

Fuck the RIAA.

by Jon February 22, 2003

dangenerate

a slacker. one who is iresponsible or one who cuts corners

dan called in sick to work after drinking too much at the christmas party the nite before

by jon December 10, 2003

Chegwin

An exclaimation of anger, disappointment and generally being upset.

Much to my chegwin, my children have been abducted and turned into a fine meat paste.

by Jon May 20, 2003

good night beer

sometimes just referred to as "good night" to signify the use of any alcoholic substance as a "sleeping pill".

He stays awake if he doesn't drink his good night (beer).

by Jon July 4, 2004

sickhead

comes from the south west of London around the Wimbledon area... meaning a person is crazy or sick in the head to do such and obscene thing

-"allow jumping over that barbed wire fence, you sickhead" ... cops are comming

by Jon July 7, 2004

janne and brooke

only the 2 best ppl in the world

that person was so cool
yeah they were a total brooke and janne

by jon March 18, 2005