22 definitions by JohnnyApocalypse
causing johntroversy
The Daily Show with John Stewart tackles controversial issues most "real" news networks would rather just pretend away.
"Um, don't you mean JOHNtroversial issues?"
"Um, don't you mean JOHNtroversial issues?"
by JohnnyApocalypse February 24, 2012
It's quite easy to tell when you've ventured into a city's pornotainment district.
Much of the Internet's explosive growth (no pun intended) may likely be attributed to the pornotainment industry.
Much of the Internet's explosive growth (no pun intended) may likely be attributed to the pornotainment industry.
by JohnnyApocalypse March 9, 2008
to glamorize gloom
My sister went through a goth phase as a teenager; she would often gloomerize with dark clothing and makeup.
Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.
Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 7, 2012
Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.
(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.
(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.
(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.
by JohnnyApocalypse July 18, 2013
Did you see that? I told Luigi not to slurp his noodles but he just gave himself Spaghetti Whiplash!
by JohnnyApocalypse September 1, 2014
Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 9, 2015
on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.
I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 5, 2012