Johnny Tats's definitions

splash up

when the water in the toilet splashes up on your ass and legs from explosive diareah

I had a lot of splash up this afternoon on the office toilet.

by Johnny Tats December 9, 2007

dig it out

when a man puts a woman face down on the bed and eats her ass out for about 10 minutes

Man 1: That girl is so fine, but she is a fucking bitch.

Man 2: She just needs someone to dig it out and she will be fine.

by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008

the stuff

slang term to describe AIDS

Watch out for Wayne cause he has the stuff.

by Johnny Tats January 12, 2008

kited up

to be stoned out of ones mind

That purp got me so kited up that I can't see straight.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

buttchug

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge

I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

polar thumb

the numb feeling in ones thumb that ocurrs from holding a cold item for too long

I got some killer polar thumb from that Ben and Jerry's yesterday.

by Johnny Tats March 24, 2008

do my thang

to go and have good sex

I am so frustrated that I have to do my thang tonight or I will explode.

by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008