Johnny Tats's definitions

BBR

stands for Bald Beyond Repair

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR

by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008

tikis

Slang term for heroine.

I nedd a $100 of the bomb tikis.

by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007

Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman

Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

do my thang

to go and have good sex

I am so frustrated that I have to do my thang tonight or I will explode.

by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

plank

slang term for fucking someone

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.

by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007

flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.

The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008