Johnny Tats's definitions

buttchug

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge

I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

meat purse

when a womans clitoris and it's hood protrude out further than the labia and the lips of the labia close on it like the flaps on a purse ; similar to camel toe but much meatier

I took this hot blonde home last night and when she peeled off her panties the most beautiful meat purse was unleashed.

by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007

paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

miscue

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off

I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.

by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

redneck ballsweat

term used to describe Budweiser beer

Hey barmaid give me another bottle of redneck ballsweat.

by Johnny Tats January 5, 2008

cunt cleaver

a mans very large cock

By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.

by Johnny Tats August 20, 2008