8 definitions by Johnny McWarguy

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An extremely sexually promiscuous female from New York of mixed race decent. Generally these girls will rape you of your money, time, and soul only to cheat on you.
Johnny McWarguy: So that girl I was dating... she told me she has this new boyfriend...
Max: Dude, what the fuck? That Puerto Rican, Korean, Polish, Jewish girl from New York? What a fucking bitch.
Johnny McWarguy: I know... can't say it wasn't coming... Goddamned Jew York Mutt.
by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

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Slang for a penis because as one cums, (unless you're really fucking old or have had some sort of injury) the first few orgasms squirt.
Johnny McWarguy: Hey Jen, wanna see my squirt gun?
Jen: Uhhhm... ok?
Johnny McWarguy: *unzips pants and squirts his load in Jen's face*
Jen: ...I'm going to kill you.
by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

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When two or more groups of people get a bunch of other people along with AK47s, M16s, and explosives and decide to have a team deathmatch.
Mary: So John, how do you like this vacation to Iraq?
John: Isn't there a war going on over here though?
Terrorist: ALALAALALALALAALALALALALALA *blows them away with AK47*
Guy with M16: DIE COMMIE *blows terrorist away with M16*
by Johnny McWarguy April 28, 2008

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A sport in which literally retarded people are given boxing gloves and meant to hit each other for the entertainment of the masses.
Johnny McWarguy: So I went to the Downy Boxing competition last night.
Ted: Oh yeah?
Johnny McWarguy: Yeah your dad didn't win.
Ted: Typical.
by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

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A car that only an idiot, or, if you will, retard would drive.
Billy: AHYUCK, Jimmy dun gotted himself a DOWNSYNDROME MOBILE!
Jimmy: Quiet pa, s'all I could afford!
by Johnny McWarguy April 28, 2008

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Halo is the most overhyped and idiotic videogame ever. Jocks, nerds, geeks, and basement monkeys, however, love this game out of wanting to jump on the proverbial band wagon.
Magumbo Fuku Ebadda Wokele: Magumbo HATE Halo. Magumbo like Big Game Hunter 4000.
Nerd: You obviously don't understand the complex awesomeness of such an amazing game as Halo, Halo is so amazing that---*gets spear in throat*
Magumbo Fuku Ebadda Wokele: Magumbo eat good tonight!
by Johnny McWarguy April 28, 2008

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See the definition for bunnygirl as bunny girl is a synonym for bunnygirl.
Johnny McWarguy: *Sighs* If only it were law that all attractive girls have to be a bunny girl 24/7.
Feminist: Pervert!
Johnny McWarguy: Figures YOU'D be angry, ugly.
by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

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