8 definitions by Johnny J Shmoove

1) Someone extremely stupid/rude.

2) An attention whore.
1) Man, Evan is being such an assclef today.

2) Did you see that guy beat that old lady up to get people to notice him? What an assclef.
by Johnny J Shmoove January 17, 2003
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A person who likes anything and everything that "everyone" likes (trends, etc.) for the sake of being cool. Once that trend ends and everyone stops liking it, they promptly start disliking it and it becomes the worst thing in the world. They also mock the people that continue to follow the "uncool" trends.
Billy: Wrestling's so gay, why do you watch that? I can't stand that crap.
Billy (3 years earlier): Stone Cold rules!
by Johnny J Shmoove July 27, 2003
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A wrestler who's job is to lose every match.
Man, Gillberg may be a jobber, but he's awesome!
by Johnny J Shmoove January 17, 2003
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I swear, that guy is gay. He loves to eat the fagwurst.
by Johnny J Shmoove January 17, 2003
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A person who sucks male genetalia; homosexual man.
1) It could be said that Prince is a pickle smoker.
by Johnny J Shmoove January 17, 2003
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