5 definitions by John The Protogen

Chromebook

See craptop... but even worse... No features. Slow. Outdated. Useless.

I hate this Chromebook... it's so fucking slow and useless!!

by John The Protogen February 24, 2022

Flex Seal

A hearty meal for Puro

Puro- gib flex seal

by John The Protogen September 13, 2021

Inappropriate Furries

The reason furry haters exist.

I hate inappropriate furries even though I am a furry!

by John The Protogen September 13, 2021

Kmartian

A kmartian is a person in between a Walmartian and A Tarmartian, always sad to see Kmarts close, hates "Fast" Eddie Lampert. Also hates Walmart

Wallie B is such a Kmartian!

by John The Protogen December 14, 2020

Windows Vista

Hated for no reason

Windows Vista is great!

by John The Protogen September 14, 2021