Kmartian

A kmartian is a person in between a Walmartian and A Tarmartian, always sad to see Kmarts close, hates "Fast" Eddie Lampert. Also hates Walmart

Wallie B is such a Kmartian!

by Ikethefluff December 14, 2020

kmartian

Loyal customer of Kmart, similar to a inept walmartian, but originating from a lesser gene pool.

Random guy: did you see that Kmartians motorized cart? Holy shit, he's going to have a heart attack eating all those Oreos and hotdogs!

by ScotE2hotE February 7, 2015