121 definitions by JoeyBomm

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

ehr

Pronounced "ear".....it is the word uttered when someone is holding in a hit of smoke from a marijuana cigarette and passes it to his smokin buddy.

Joey: (takes a drag from a joint and passes it to Jimmy)....ehr! Jimmy: Thanks man! (Takes a drag and passes it to Mike)....ehr!

by JoeyBomm April 4, 2020

total boredom

The psychological result currently happening to people around the world from being quarantined at home to minimize the spread of a Corona virus.

This covid19 pandemic has forced me to create around 20 new words on Urban dictionary. This is total boredom. 😷🇺🇸

by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020

beav shot

When a woman purposely flashes her vagina at a guy to get him sexually aroused.

Cindy just gave me a beav shot. Now I have a hard cock and she won't fix it. Well fuck me running.

by JoeyBomm August 2, 2020

Pot tea

Tea that is made with pot.

Guy #1: I just drank a cup of pot tea. Guy #2: What? You just drank a cup of potty? Gross! Guy #1: No ...not potty....pot tea!

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

one more for good measure

This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.

Jimmy decided to have one more for good measure before he stumbled home from the bar.

by JoeyBomm November 21, 2021

cock smeller

A female or male bitch that doesn't trust their sexual partners fidelity and questions it to the point of wanting to smell his cock to make sure it doesn't smell like pussy.

My wife doesn't believe that I was chillin with the boys earlier. So I made her suck my cock. Now she's a cock smeller and a cock sucker! 🐓 😤 and 🐓 🍭

by JoeyBomm May 9, 2020