11 definitions by Joel D. Parker

OBE

Overcome By Events, used to designate dead projects that were overwhelmed and defeated.

I had high hopes for this project on Monday, but it was OBE by Thursday.

by Joel D. Parker September 25, 2006

xantippe

A shrewish wife. From Xantippe, the wife of Socrates.

e.g., Amazing how fast a new wife turns into a xantippe as soon as the honeymoon is over.

by Joel D. Parker September 25, 2006

deep-dish

Embedded, or hardcore.

He's a deep-dish baseball fanatic.

by Joel D. Parker September 25, 2006

redeye

1. Bad whiskey, usually rye for its red color, in the Old West.
2. The anal pore.

When we mooned the cops I gave them my redeye.

by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

booth bait

Very attractive girls placed in corporate exhibit booths as hostesses in high tech conventions and exhibitions, hired as consultants for the occasion to lure nerds into the booth.

The Tech Con this year is replete with booth bait up and down the main exhibit aisle.

by Joel D. Parker September 25, 2006

stumpdick

Often called "Stumpy," especially by girls referring to men with small penises. Sometimes a racist slur by blacks to non-Blacks, or by Blacks or Whites to Asians.

She dumped him because he was a stumpdick in the sack.

by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

spinakimbo

Twirling in circles with arms outstretched.

The whirling dervishes in Morocco can spinakimbo for hours.

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006