4 definitions by Joe-Joeeee
Example 1: I’m gonna go do The Maestroke later. It helps my creativity flow.
Example 2: Girl, I walked into the bathroom and caught him maestroking. Come pick me up.
Example 2: Girl, I walked into the bathroom and caught him maestroking. Come pick me up.
by Joe-Joeeee May 2, 2021
When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.
by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021
When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.
Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”
Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
by Joe-Joeeee January 11, 2023
by Joe-Joeeee December 30, 2022