Joe's definitions

Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by Joe December 12, 2003

mink

a ladys genitals.

i bet she has a tight mink.

by Joe May 24, 2003

mandzuk

ugly inuit/indian lady with facial hair

by joe October 28, 2003

Marker

To completley own someone in every way possible. To destroy their soul and entire meaning of existence, to utterly dominate them in a way that was previously thought impossible because of how bad they suck.

1. I fucking showed that dick wad the marker!

2. Dude, that kid markered your ass!

by Joe June 17, 2005

easybake

Really good pot, as in Bakes you Easily.

"Man that is some easybake shit"

by Joe May 23, 2003

I.V.

Isla Vista, the place where all the mad partygoers from UCSB (University of Casual Sex and Beer) go to get drunk off their asses, smoke bowls larger than Bill Gates' ego, and light couches on fire.

I'm goin' down to I.V. to get me some ASS!

by joe September 26, 2003

zymurgy

A death metal band from luxemburg wisconsin containing Joe Dusty and Blayne (last names cant be said)

Yo, Zymurgy broke up after their third practice.

by joe March 21, 2005