Joe's definitions

Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.

not needed

by joe April 1, 2004

Chastity

One of the greatest people in your life.

I love you, Fore you are Chastity

by Joe December 7, 2004

BANK

Meets all the requirements to have sex with, Usually used for females but can use for males.
Originated from: you can bet the bank that I would "do" her.

I'd take her right to the BANK!

She's BANKABLE.

(a hot girl walkes by and you nod to your buddy and say; "BANK"

by joe March 23, 2003

ramboni

1. the expression used when you see a person leaning against a garbage can viciously eating a mcdonalds hamburger
2. a person who's background is half Italian and half Jamaican
3. an adjective used to describe a person who is dark skinned and has crazy black curly hair
4. when you see a random fall and roll down a steep hill and then refuse help when people ask him if he is okay.

1. That ramboni is attacking that hamburger!
2. DAMN that ramboni is fine!
3. Did u see that ramboni roll down that hill??
4. What a little ramboni!

by joe July 5, 2004

mairead

TOTAL LOSER!!!! Biggest loser in school, no style at all

That girl looks like Mairead

by joe February 18, 2005

suckubus

A woman who attracts a man and really a seven headed beast who under a skin of a woman is nasty devil she bitch that she is. The only way to kill these fucking she devils is to play the song backwards that they allways sing

Man the person who took Brian away is a she loving suckubus

by Joe January 13, 2004

schmeckle

not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis

put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!

by Joe February 11, 2003