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brown boot

To brown boot somebody is to mark a person to be culled or to be singeled-out for dismissal. A pink slip.
"This morning they gave half the cubical rats the brown boot. I hope we're not next!"
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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data diva

A data diva is a data entry technition or a person whoe's entire workplace existance requires them to finger fuck their computer all day, every day, day after day, after day.
She went nuts and killed her bos, the whole data diva thing broke her mainspring.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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salt water Mexican

A Salt Water Mexican is any of the native Pacific islanders, including Hawaiians,Phillipinos,Samoans,etc.
Yea, they call him "Eskimo", but he is a salt water Mexican, born in Hawaii.
by Jim Inman February 28, 2007
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buttpuppet

A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.
Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.
by Jim Inman August 23, 2006
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infuckingfected

To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.
Argghhh! My fucking computer is infuckingfected!
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
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bagwitch

A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.
That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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lab rat

A persons behavior or condition that is reminiscent of a laboratory rat that has been exposed to an excess of some chemical, toxin, or treatment, causing it to be or behave in an abnormal manner, rendering it useless for further scientific study.
We were drunk as lab rats.

Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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