Jim Inman's definitions

cube queen

A cube queen is a woman who works in cubicalville, or a big ass office environment. Also includes gay men working in that environment.

I tried to cantact the cube queen at work, but she gave me the Maggie Banks, just for calling during her workday.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Elephant

A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.

"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."

"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

hardware

Jewelry, especially when worn in a piercing.

Did you see all the hardware on that strippers snatch? It looked like a fishing tackle accident!

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006

stonager

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

Australian basket job

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.

He's the love child of an australian basket job.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

crankwitch

A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."

That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?

by Jim Inman August 22, 2006

bagwitch

A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.

That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006