Jim Inman's definitions
A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.
She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
Get the fishin' gear accidentmug. by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
Get the Montana Debutantmug. by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the Australian basket jobmug. A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the stonagermug. A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
by Jim Inman August 22, 2006
Get the crankwitchmug. by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
Get the bagwitchmug. A persons behavior or condition that is reminiscent of a laboratory rat that has been exposed to an excess of some chemical, toxin, or treatment, causing it to be or behave in an abnormal manner, rendering it useless for further scientific study.
We were drunk as lab rats.
Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!
Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
Get the lab ratmug.