Jim Inman's definitions
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
Get the fangagemug. A sage punk is a hardass cowboy. Not all cowboys are sage punks, but all sage punks think they are cowboys.
When we were leaving the stampede I had to reboot that same sage punk that was mouthing off in the beer garden.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the sage punkmug. An unceremoniously modified old car, jalopy or rough hot rod. Ratrods are eternally works-in-progress, unpainted or primered, with special reverence paid to pre 1960's American iron, Yankee ingenuity, reckless driving, drag racing, juvinile deliquency and shade tree engineering. The driver smokes, his ballast looks like Betty Page, and he has a fortune tied-up in scratch.
Dick spends more time working on that old ratrod of his than he does up against my bare white ass. I wish he would play me more often so I'd know he loves me like his Ford.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
Get the ratrodmug. The red ball express was a corps of mostly black truck drivers that supplied the front-line combat soldiers in the european theater of WWII. They were universally accused of stealing and black marketeering of vital supplies as well as things intended to comfort front-line troops, like chocolate bars and premium cigaretts like Luckies or Camel.
"Every time I saw a redballer he was smokin a Lucky or a Camel, all we ever got in the field was fucking Raleighs."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the redballermug. A person having terrible dentition and missing teeth. Generally through neglect as occurs in the homeless.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
Get the fang facedmug. A persons behavior or condition that is reminiscent of a laboratory rat that has been exposed to an excess of some chemical, toxin, or treatment, causing it to be or behave in an abnormal manner, rendering it useless for further scientific study.
We were drunk as lab rats.
Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!
Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
Get the lab ratmug. A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.
Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.
by Jim Inman August 23, 2006
Get the buttpuppetmug.