Definitions by Jim Inman

buttpuppet 

A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.

Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.

buttpuppet by Jim Inman August 23, 2006

crankwitch 

A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."

That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?

crankwitch by Jim Inman August 22, 2006

bitchmistress 

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.

If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.

bitchmistress by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

crackwitch 

Crackwitch,Crankwitch,Smackwitch, a woman whoe's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse. She is missing many teeth, and what few are left, are rotten.

That old lady of Eric's is a crackwitch if ever I've seen one. Check-out the fangage on the bitch.

crackwitch by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

fangage

Fangage is a reference to bad teeth, rotten teeth, or missing teeth.

Check out the fangage on that smackwitch. Nice smile aint it dude?

fangage by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

Smackwitch 

A female heroine addict, especially one that shows years of drug abuse in her appearance and behavior. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten as all hell. See also Crankwitch and Crackwitch.

Fucking smackwitch whore squatted and pissed right next to the minivan, with me and the kids sitting right there! Welcome to San Francisco kids.

Smackwitch by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

crackwitch 

A crackwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has experienced years of drug addiction. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten.

That fang faced, crackwitch, baglady that sits down by the quick-stop? She reminds me of your mother.

crackwitch by Jim Inman August 20, 2006