crankwitch 

A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."

That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?

crankwitch by Jim Inman August 22, 2006

Crankabitchapotamus 

It's the word used to describe someone so cranky and so bitchy that you drop your jaw in awe. Generally speaking, said person has the intelligence and/or appearance of a hippopotamus.

"Don't provoke me! The power was out, so I overslept, and couldn't straighten my hair, then I broke a nail! I'm such a crankabitchapotamus today!"

Crankabitchapotamus by Mother of crankapotamus April 6, 2010

crackitchitus 

(Crack-itch-i-tus)

A medical disorder in which the space between the two buttocks has uncontrollable itching and scratching.

Jane: Hey Bill! do you want to go to the zoo this weekend?

Bill: I can't I have a horrible case of crackitchitus.

Jane: Awwww, that's too bad

Bill: Jane, i have 24 hours to live

Jane: HAHA >:D

crackitchitus by NumbSkull May 1, 2010

crackwitch 

A crackwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has experienced years of drug addiction. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten.

That fang faced, crackwitch, baglady that sits down by the quick-stop? She reminds me of your mother.

crackwitch by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.

Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.

released the crackitch by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015

Cranitch 

A seriously manky vagina, typically loaded with cheese and STIs.

Dude, Kieran was so drunk last night, I had to save him from a hippo - she was definitely carrying a sweaty cranitch, I could smell it from the other end of the bar!

Cranitch by kabadisha December 13, 2012

crackwatch people 

Idiots spending all their time waiting for gamecracks.. all day all night waitin for new cracks, nolifers, wastemen

Youre crackwatch people dude, you dont have a job!

crackwatch people by Jesusstyckaren January 22, 2020