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hoobadieboo

not being a fat ass hoe
by Jim August 3, 2003
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middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.
Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.
by Jim May 28, 2006
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henman

hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.
1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey
by jim December 24, 2004
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Bump Pocketbooks

verb. Two lesbians having sex or two extremely feminine gay men having sex.
Daniel and his queeny boyfriend were bumping pocketbooks all night.
by Jim March 13, 2003
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strip search

A cop or a security guard at a prison who tells you to take off all of you're clothes checking to make sure you aren't hiding Drugs or any Weapons.
The Cop Tells Sara to undress and then serchers her for any drugs or weapons.
by Jim April 7, 2005
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DDR

a retarded "game" in wich gay men and girls with nothing to do jump around on 4 arrows as if their feet where on fire.it is the abreviation of dance dance revolution, thogh i dont consider franticly flailing and stomping to be dancing and i dont find anything revolutionary about the "game"
mike:"dude i justy got the new version of DDR imported from japan!"
me:"what are you gay?"
by jim May 7, 2005
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Pepperoni Nipples

Nipples that look like a pepperoni or are larger than pepperonis
I took of her shirt to find large and disgusting pepperoni nipples.
by Jim August 28, 2004
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