473 definitions by Jim

A term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.
Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup. You look like a complete weapon!
by Jim July 19, 2004

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Kev
A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.

You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?
by Jim March 06, 2005

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To penetrate a woman in a fast 'n' furious style.
" seriously mate I drilled her last night......"
by jim February 17, 2004

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More dramatic version of "Lol" often used when someones insult fails incredibly. Also used multiple times for more effect.
olololol joo suck n00b
by Jim February 18, 2005

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A large, highly intelligent purple dragon like creature in the Metroid games. He has appeared in every metroid game besides metroid II and Metroid prime 2. He is highly intelligant and is a war strategy genoius. There is some debate as to weather he is a creation of the space pirate forces, controlled by the Mother Brian, or if he is himself the leader of the pirate forces. a robotic version of ridley was built and dubbed "mecha-ridley" while his remains where repaired with cybernetic enhancements such as stinger missle lauchers, force feild powered wings, enhanced alloy armor, and mouth emmited laser beam, In this form he was called "Meta-Ridley". In Metroid Fusion his frozen remains where posessed by an X-parasite and he became a larger bulkier creature known as "X-Ridley".
Meta Ridley in Metroid Prime was so freakin hard to kill!
by Jim October 02, 2005

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think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.
"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"
by jim May 07, 2005

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an extremely talented rapper who got beef wit joe budden
for those who dont know, game and stack bundles made a freestyle to "gangsta nation" that appeared on a clue mixtape. but before it was released, joe budden wanted to appear on the fresstyle. joe budden shit on g-unit during most of the freestyle, which was a mistake because game was part of g-unit. the track was released and its a longer story after that
"from that corner in brooklyn playin cee lo, call me N-Y game
gucci chuck taylor, black diamonds in my chain"
by jim August 10, 2004

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