Jim's definitions

ranker

A sorry ass bastard who fails to earn fourth place or better in mariokart.

Kory placed sixth on choco mountain therefore he is a ranker.

by Jim March 13, 2005

get down

to agree with an action

"either you get down, or you fuckin lay down"
-beanie sigel

by jim August 10, 2004

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

hit a lick

to jack off

Man my girl would let me hit so I went to the bathroom and hit a lick

by Jim November 24, 2003

himin

Term used as a way of getting someone's attention
Shouted as a term of annoyance.

Himin, what are you doing?

HIMIN! Fit are you playing at?

by Jim July 3, 2004

Thirteen

A really bad movie, do NOT listen to what the other person said. It's supposedly about what its like to be a thirteen year old girl, but i can safely say that if you know or have a thirteen year old who do any of the shit depicted in this horrible movie, beat them with a car antenna.
under any circumstances,
do NOT see this movie,
do NOT rent it,
and for Christ's sake,
do NOT buy it!

the movie "Thirteen" is just chock full of the "drama" that teenage girls like to pretend they go through.

The girl in this movie goes to nice, to a shoplifter, to a whore in 10 minutes!

by Jim October 10, 2005

Quilburto

a tasty invisible taco witch is spicy and delicious

That quilburto was kickass pass me another!

by Jim February 19, 2004