466 definitions by Jim

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

by Jim July 14, 2003

The buldge in a woman's jeans when she sit's down.

by Jim November 27, 2003

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

by Jim July 23, 2003

by Jim March 16, 2003

A sorry ass bastard who fails to earn fourth place or better in mariokart.

Kory placed sixth on choco mountain therefore he is a ranker.

by Jim March 13, 2005

v. to follow or trail, while attempting to remain undetected. usually refers to following a vehicle.

"I'ma ghost that mofo, find out where he live!"

by Jim June 24, 2003

we pull gats like baseheads pull stems mufucka!!

by Jim June 25, 2003