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22.
farting while walking by a co-workers workstation
wtf is that smell? that mf'er must have done a drive by, cuz it wasn't me.
by jim December 13, 2003
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23.
from Gaelic meaning "beautifully formed." Slang as someone who is beautifully formed; proper name as well.
Person: Hey look at that boy named Jack.
Other: Wow, he is really a Quinlan!
Person: Right on, like no other!
by Jim August 20, 2005
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24.
Kev
A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.

You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?
by Jim March 06, 2005
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25.
A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.
Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart
by Jim June 16, 2006
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26.
same as "too much information" TMI
Did I ever tell you about how you were conceived?

Uh, no, mom, that would be an overshare.
by Jim December 14, 2003
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27.
Useless, ineffectual person. Or whole dill pickled baby cucumber. Both east London, England. The latter usage is now rare. Pronunciation: WO-lee.
You couldn't find your arse (ass) with both hands behind you, you wally.
by Jim September 10, 2003
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28.
liquid resulting from sexual intercourse; semen
There were spooge stains on the back seat.
by Jim January 07, 2004
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