Jim's definitions

singles club

everyone who's single

your in the singles club,eh?

by jim February 13, 2002

Tomahawk

When someone shapes their hand to a flat surface, and then commences to slide it up someones legs and smack their ball sack, while yelling tomahawk.

I tamahawked brad last week, I dont think hes going to have any kids.

by Jim August 28, 2004

cholula

"The Flavourful Fire"

A brand of Mexican Chili Sauce. Not too hot, but tastes like heaven itself.

Perfect on fries.

"Gimme some goddamn cholula so I can jazz the shit out of these here fries!"

by Jim October 2, 2005

skybox

very expensive pussy. going to cost you a shit load of money to hit it.

that bitch over there has a real skybox. cost me a grand to fuck that!

by jim July 16, 2004

Pitt

Crummiest school in the land, in the ghetto of a dying city, and playing in a dying conference. Also known as Penn State's bitch.

Graduates can find jobs delivering pizzas throughout the greater Pittsburgh region.

Synonyms: sPitt, ASWP (A School in Western PA, pronounced "asswipe")

Shitt on Pitt.

by Jim March 9, 2004

butt mime

a derrogitory term similar to ass clown

"your an ass clown"
"yeah? well your a butt mime!"

by jim May 7, 2005

against the grain

Mastubatory term describing an action to heighten pleasure

to masturbate "back hand" therfore against the grain of the natural direction of shaft

by Jim April 2, 2005