Jim's definitions

yam

The male gonads of any species

My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam

by Jim August 2, 2003

jizworm

A small cucumber shaped sea creature that you catch whilst fishing for bass, they shoot a jet of water at you too, very much like a jet of jism.

"Mate what the hell is that on your hook?"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"

by jim February 17, 2004

wey aye

well of course!

Q: Do you want to go out sumwhere tonight?
A: Wey aye!

by jim March 4, 2003

Lmtto

It is a new variation on the commonly used lmao in msn messaging. It stands for 'Laugh My Tight Toosh Off'. It is often accompanied with the tongue bearing smiley emoticon in an msn conversation and follows a humorous remark.

"Lmtto. That's the funniest thing i've ever heard."

by Jim June 18, 2006

tox

Ausforums username of the most respected user that also has the largest penis in the community.

Tox-rox-ur-box-in-his-sox-he-wears-jox-u-sux-cox!

by jim August 27, 2003

caps

n. the caps of psychadelic mushrooms, mushrooms in general

we ate an 1/8 of caps and tripped for hours

by jim June 24, 2003

fart

a turd with all the shit scraped off

gassss from your ass

by jim September 15, 2004