Jim's definitions

lengdary

To get assraped by a gang of muslims

The priest walked into a mosque and was totally lengdary

by jim October 17, 2003

Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005

Solidus

doing something that is often dumb or funny.

Hey he just pulled a solly

by Jim September 3, 2003

Kev

A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.

You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place

BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?

by Jim March 6, 2005

screen peeking

the act of looking at the other 3 players screens t see where they are and what they are doing in an FPS, often essential to winning a game of goldeneye.

dude, no wonder you lost, you didnt use screen peeking.

by jim December 28, 2005

La Familia

The Family- You pledge loyalty to it at all times. This version of the family is not your mom dad cousin aunt uncles. Its a protective crime family.

Welcome to The Family!
Your Part of The Family now!

by Jim April 17, 2005

ruby animal

Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.

"I need five minutes" said to mate postcoitally
"I'm off to visit the Ruby Animal this weekend"

by Jim April 2, 2005