Jim's definitions

dork

Not to be confused with dweeb or nerd (sub classe). Dorks are people who have an exclusive accidemic hobby and are socialy inept.

Ork-Dork: exclusively orchestra
Band-Dork: exclusively band
Nerd: exclusively computer
Art Dork: exclusively art

by Jim May 13, 2005

shank

To stab someone and twist the blade while its still inside them. Used in the military Special Ops to kill someone quickly

Bob shanked phil and killed him instantly

by Jim May 24, 2004

Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005

facebook

a stalkers dream come true

facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

by jim March 8, 2005

lengdary

To get assraped by a gang of muslims

The priest walked into a mosque and was totally lengdary

by jim October 17, 2003

face

Face (n) - How the public as a whole views an individual or group. Having face is having a positive reputation.

What you could have taught me would have saved some face.

The class president lost face when word spread about her abortion.

by Jim June 6, 2004

squead

Somebody who has a fat square head. As in square head.

Look at that guys squead.

by Jim May 12, 2003