Jim's definitions

Massapequa

A big rich town where the soccer mom's will ask the Mafia to whack the other team. for everything else look at the first definition, it's perfect

My daughter is on the Massapequa soccer team and she is the best ever!

by Jim March 23, 2005

salsa stick

a hispanic cock

Look at those mean hispanic hombres with the massive salsa sticks.

by jim April 30, 2004

jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.

She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long

by jim May 14, 2004

Statch

An underage girl. Combination of the words statutory, as in statutory rape, the penalty for copulating with a minor, and the word Snatch, slang for a Vagina which is also used in reference to a female of the species.

'Andy, you only want that job working at the mall because you like chasing statch.'

by Jim March 25, 2005

chummuck

When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.

Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!

by Jim June 29, 2006

puff-knocker

1.some one who shags puffs
2.some one who beats up puffs

"you puff-knocker"

by jim November 24, 2003

kasapis

Kasapis in Greek means butcher. It has another meaning as well. Mr Kasapis is a name. George Kasapis was ruled during the 90s at a famous village called Aglantsia. George Kasapis was found in many places as Versus, Zoo and Agia Napa!

-re kasapi kopse mou misw kilo kreas
-xirino i vodino?voitha lio.

-E pouse re kasapi? Eisai pellos re?
-Einai teloia shillopellos!

O kasapis einai filos mou.
Thathela na ha ena filo san to kasapi!
eisai poly kopsonouris mou thimizeis to kasapi.

by JIM May 7, 2005