Jim's definitions

against the grain

Mastubatory term describing an action to heighten pleasure

to masturbate "back hand" therfore against the grain of the natural direction of shaft

by Jim April 2, 2005

monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

by jim May 7, 2005

singles club

everyone who's single

your in the singles club,eh?

by jim February 13, 2002

five piece

To strike with closed fist.

"If you don't shut your ho ass up, yuz gonna get a five piece in your mouth"

by jim November 21, 2004

Tomahawk

When someone shapes their hand to a flat surface, and then commences to slide it up someones legs and smack their ball sack, while yelling tomahawk.

I tamahawked brad last week, I dont think hes going to have any kids.

by Jim August 28, 2004

Pitt

Crummiest school in the land, in the ghetto of a dying city, and playing in a dying conference. Also known as Penn State's bitch.

Graduates can find jobs delivering pizzas throughout the greater Pittsburgh region.

Synonyms: sPitt, ASWP (A School in Western PA, pronounced "asswipe")

Shitt on Pitt.

by Jim March 9, 2004

butt mime

a derrogitory term similar to ass clown

"your an ass clown"
"yeah? well your a butt mime!"

by jim May 7, 2005