dork

A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.

That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.

by Jim November 26, 2002

nickel nine

A nickel-plated nine-millimeter semi automatic handgun often used by would be gangsters and well known rap artists.

1. Shut yo mouth foo before I bust a cap in yo ass with my nickel nine.

2. Nickel nine nigga, floss you die quicker. (Mase)

by Jim January 02, 2005

francis louis boulevard

big boulevard in queens
good place to go wit a fast car, or if you wanna holla at hos
however, there are alotta cops givin tickets
the best place go to around is the 3.5 mile strip north of 495, in bayside
the only thing to do is drive round

-i just got my 302 fixed, wanna go to frannie lou?
-yeah, we'll leave at like 10
-aight

by jim August 24, 2004

herfus

an extreamly hariy anus.

he has a herfus.

by jim October 29, 2003

blockbuster

A very big event, especially multiple sex acts with a hot chick

I got four trojans and a sixer, going to my girls - gonna make it a blockbuster night!

by jim October 03, 2003

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

by Jim July 14, 2003

Gil Galad

Last High King of the elves. Slain in the Siege of the Barad-Dur. His likely successor would have been Elrond of Rivendell(Imladris), however Elrond had since travelled elsewhere and never laid claim to the Kingship, even up to the time when he took one of the White Ships into the west with the Ring-bearers.

High King

by Jim April 13, 2004