76 definitions by Jim Inman

Spamporn is the unwanted and graphic pornography that showes up on your internet/computer after 20 of your son's friends drink beer at your house while you were on vacation in New Mexico.
My goddamn fucking computer is totally infuckingfected with this bitches who squirt, spamporn shit.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

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A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.
Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.
by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

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Rock hard erection, hard as a railroad spike.
I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.

I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!

Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

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A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?
by Jim Inman August 22, 2006

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Fangage is a reference to bad teeth, rotten teeth, or missing teeth.
Check out the fangage on that smackwitch. Nice smile aint it dude?
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

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A data diva is a data entry technition or a person whoe's entire workplace existance requires them to finger fuck their computer all day, every day, day after day, after day.
She went nuts and killed her bos, the whole data diva thing broke her mainspring.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

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A suggestion by one person to another recommending they stick it in their ass and shut-up.
Stuffit holmes, bitch don't need to hear that shit, show respek.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

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