loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.
Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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cube queen

A cube queen is a woman who works in cubicalville, or a big ass office environment. Also includes gay men working in that environment.
I tried to cantact the cube queen at work, but she gave me the Maggie Banks, just for calling during her workday.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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tarmac

Tarmack is a reference to a discovery by a man named MacAdams. MacAdams found that crushed rock, as opposed to pea gravel, could be compacted into a firm and durable surface if mixed with asphalt tar and compacted.'Tarmac is a term almost universally misused to describe an airports runway, which are always concrete, not blacktop, paving, or tarmack.
Driving through the California motherload, we could see remains of the tarmack that once was the surface of the main road.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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fangage

Fangage is a reference to bad teeth, rotten teeth, or missing teeth.
Check out the fangage on that smackwitch. Nice smile aint it dude?
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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gagged

To gag is to fail at a task attempted.
I tried to send those pictures via email, but my computer gagged on them. I'll try again
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
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brown boot

To brown boot somebody is to mark a person to be culled or to be singeled-out for dismissal. A pink slip.
"This morning they gave half the cubical rats the brown boot. I hope we're not next!"
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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Smackwitch

A female heroine addict, especially one that shows years of drug abuse in her appearance and behavior. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten as all hell. See also Crankwitch and Crackwitch.
Fucking smackwitch whore squatted and pissed right next to the minivan, with me and the kids sitting right there! Welcome to San Francisco kids.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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