Jevanyn's definitions

thank fucky for that

Relief that one's typical bad luck has taken a day off.

I was late for work (as usual), but I didn't have to deal with my boss who left early to visit a client. Thank fucky for that!

by jevanyn October 14, 2009

hide the candy

Expression used among drag queens in reference to their clothing covering up their junk.

-- from Project Runway

One of my favorite accessories is this wide flowered belt; it's very flashy, and it will also hide the candy.
-- from Project Runway

by jevanyn October 19, 2009

broken typewriter

A girl who misses a period.

"I feel like a broken typewriter. I missed my period."
-- Grease

by jevanyn August 21, 2009

elite speak

A style of speech, intended to identify one as (over) educated, literate, erudite. Tends to make one sound like a snob. Includes use of words like "shall", "whom", "endeavor" instead of "try", "ergo" instead of "therefore", spelling out "et cetera" instead of using "etc.", etc.

Normal: I will see you later.
Elite speak: I shall see you later.

Normal: I've been sick lately.
Elite speak: I've not felt well of late.

by jevanyn April 1, 2010

green brownies

Brownies made with marijuana. AKA hash brownies.

Not to be confused with greenies.

1: Dude yo, I got green brownies.
2: What you mean, green? it's organic and shit?
1: Nah, green as in weed, yo.
2: Yo, hook me up with that.

by jevanyn January 25, 2010

mcchrystal

To "go mcchrystal" is to openly mock your boss, boss' boss, or other superior, usually resulting in demotion, firing, or "spending more time with my family".

Office drone 1: What happened to Bob, his cubicle is cleared out.

Office drone 2: He got drunk at the office party and went all mcchrystal, started making fun of the VPs, and they were in the room when it happened.

by jevanyn June 28, 2010

texty texterton

Somebody who does nothing but txt all day.

Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube

Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!

by jevanyn December 30, 2009