An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.
Mom: Time to get up for school!
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Unable to communicate anything other than meme
A plan or process that is so hopeless, no one wants to make the effort to start it.
"President Obama’s plan to reduce the size of the deduction has been a nonstarter in Congress."
-- from The Big Money
To forget hearing something, usually disgusting, offensive, disturbing, or just plain fucked up.
Thank you for sharing all the gory details. I can now never unhear
any of it.
when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you
Dude 1: The drummer is teh
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke
he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
Geek speak for "significant other"
My gf and I play Wii together, so I started calling her my Player 2.
To use one's own product or service. Originally applied to software companies using their own software in-house, the meaning can extend to any situation that might impose some burden on customers, clientele, constituency, co-workers, etc.
Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) proposed an amendment requiring members of Congress and their staffs to buy health insurance on the exchanges they are setting up, forcing lawmakers to get insurance the same way some of their constituents will. In some circles, this is known as "eating your own dog food."
-- from electoral-vote.com, 14 Oct 2009
A (historical) example of -not- eating your own dog food would be Microsoft developers using IBM's OS/2 operating system while developing Windows software because it was more stable than their own operating system (Windows 3.1 and Windows 95 at the time).