Jevanyn's definitions

texty texterton

Somebody who does nothing but txt all day.

Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube

Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!

by jevanyn December 30, 2009

Player 2

Geek speak for "significant other"

My gf and I play Wii together, so I started calling her my Player 2.

by jevanyn February 26, 2011

veehee

adj. Abstract, minimalist. From the poet of the same name.

Credit: Robin Grasby via Mocoloco

Ikea furniture: veehee. Louis Catorze, not so much

by jevanyn December 12, 2009

assholitical

adjective: tending to express one's point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate.

Honey, I know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the Hendersons. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so assholitical this evening, mkay?

by jevanyn August 28, 2009

defridgerate

To allow something to reach room temperature, as by leaving it out of the refridgerator.

Dammit, you left the milk out again! It's completely defridgerated now!

by jevanyn August 17, 2009

green brownies

Brownies made with marijuana. AKA hash brownies.

Not to be confused with greenies.

1: Dude yo, I got green brownies.
2: What you mean, green? it's organic and shit?
1: Nah, green as in weed, yo.
2: Yo, hook me up with that.

by jevanyn January 25, 2010

bed gravity

An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.

Mom: Time to get up for school!
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by jevanyn May 13, 2011