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Area around a police cruiser where everyone behaves like a little angel. Unrelated to the computer game of the same name.
Passenger: Dude, why is everyone going so slow?
Driver: There's a five-oh up there, we're stuck in the halo zone.
Driver: There's a five-oh up there, we're stuck in the halo zone.
by jevanyn December 12, 2009

This is what you get when you try to type in fancy characters like É or ó, and you get garbage instead. From the expression "letters not (what they should be)".
Called mojibake ("character change") in Japanese, krakozyabry ("childish scribbles") in Russian, and Buchstabensalat ("character salad") in German, among others.
Called mojibake ("character change") in Japanese, krakozyabry ("childish scribbles") in Russian, and Buchstabensalat ("character salad") in German, among others.
by jevanyn October 14, 2009

1: Dude yo, I got green brownies.
2: What you mean, green? it's organic and shit?
1: Nah, green as in weed, yo.
2: Yo, hook me up with that.
2: What you mean, green? it's organic and shit?
1: Nah, green as in weed, yo.
2: Yo, hook me up with that.
by jevanyn January 25, 2010

Expression used among drag queens in reference to their clothing covering up their junk.
-- from Project Runway
-- from Project Runway
One of my favorite accessories is this wide flowered belt; it's very flashy, and it will also hide the candy.
-- from Project Runway
-- from Project Runway
by jevanyn October 19, 2009

Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube
Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!
Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!
by jevanyn December 30, 2009

To "go mcchrystal" is to openly mock your boss, boss' boss, or other superior, usually resulting in demotion, firing, or "spending more time with my family".
Office drone 1: What happened to Bob, his cubicle is cleared out.
Office drone 2: He got drunk at the office party and went all mcchrystal, started making fun of the VPs, and they were in the room when it happened.
Office drone 2: He got drunk at the office party and went all mcchrystal, started making fun of the VPs, and they were in the room when it happened.
by jevanyn June 28, 2010

by jevanyn December 12, 2009
