jevanyn's definitions

Halo zone

Area around a police cruiser where everyone behaves like a little angel. Unrelated to the computer game of the same name.

Passenger: Dude, why is everyone going so slow?
Driver: There's a five-oh up there, we're stuck in the halo zone.

by jevanyn December 12, 2009

letter snot

This is what you get when you try to type in fancy characters like É or ó, and you get garbage instead. From the expression "letters not (what they should be)".

Called mojibake ("character change") in Japanese, krakozyabry ("childish scribbles") in Russian, and Buchstabensalat ("character salad") in German, among others.

The page was supposed to have Chinese on it, but all I saw as letter snot.

by jevanyn October 14, 2009

green brownies

Brownies made with marijuana. AKA hash brownies.

Not to be confused with greenies.

1: Dude yo, I got green brownies.
2: What you mean, green? it's organic and shit?
1: Nah, green as in weed, yo.
2: Yo, hook me up with that.

by jevanyn January 25, 2010

hide the candy

Expression used among drag queens in reference to their clothing covering up their junk.

-- from Project Runway

One of my favorite accessories is this wide flowered belt; it's very flashy, and it will also hide the candy.
-- from Project Runway

by jevanyn October 19, 2009

texty texterton

Somebody who does nothing but txt all day.

Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube

Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!

by jevanyn December 30, 2009

mcchrystal

To "go mcchrystal" is to openly mock your boss, boss' boss, or other superior, usually resulting in demotion, firing, or "spending more time with my family".

Office drone 1: What happened to Bob, his cubicle is cleared out.

Office drone 2: He got drunk at the office party and went all mcchrystal, started making fun of the VPs, and they were in the room when it happened.

by jevanyn June 28, 2010

veehee

adj. Abstract, minimalist. From the poet of the same name.

Credit: Robin Grasby via Mocoloco

Ikea furniture: veehee. Louis Catorze, not so much

by jevanyn December 12, 2009