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Expression used among drag queens in reference to their clothing covering up their junk.
-- from Project Runway
-- from Project Runway
One of my favorite accessories is this wide flowered belt; it's very flashy, and it will also hide the candy.
-- from Project Runway
-- from Project Runway
by jevanyn October 19, 2009
Get the hide the candymug. The act of relocating a business process or department to a less expensive part of the country. Similar to off-shoring, except that the job doesn't leave the country.
A typical example of onshoring is: tech support jobs being consolidated in Tennessee, where they can pay people half as much as before.
by jevanyn August 20, 2010
Get the onshoringmug. 1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.
2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.
3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.
4. A wanker.
2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.
3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.
4. A wanker.
(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.
(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
by jevanyn January 4, 2010
Get the indoor sportsmanmug. adjective: tending to express one's point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate.
Honey, I know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the Hendersons. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so assholitical this evening, mkay?
by jevanyn August 28, 2009
Get the assholiticalmug. I was late for work (as usual), but I didn't have to deal with my boss who left early to visit a client. Thank fucky for that!
by jevanyn October 14, 2009
Get the thank fucky for thatmug. To "go mcchrystal" is to openly mock your boss, boss' boss, or other superior, usually resulting in demotion, firing, or "spending more time with my family".
Office drone 1: What happened to Bob, his cubicle is cleared out.
Office drone 2: He got drunk at the office party and went all mcchrystal, started making fun of the VPs, and they were in the room when it happened.
Office drone 2: He got drunk at the office party and went all mcchrystal, started making fun of the VPs, and they were in the room when it happened.
by jevanyn June 28, 2010
Get the mcchrystalmug. Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
by jevanyn November 14, 2011
Get the keith richards diet planmug.