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Halo zone

Area around a police cruiser where everyone behaves like a little angel. Unrelated to the computer game of the same name.
Passenger: Dude, why is everyone going so slow?
Driver: There's a five-oh up there, we're stuck in the halo zone.
by jevanyn December 12, 2009
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bed gravity

An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.
Mom: Time to get up for school!
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by jevanyn May 13, 2011
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sister car

When somebody on your block has the same exact car as you, including paint color
I thought somebody had stolen my car and parked it up the block, but it was a sister car
by jevanyn July 5, 2018
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indoor sportsman

1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.

2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.

3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.

4. A wanker.
(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.

(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
by jevanyn January 4, 2010
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onshoring

The act of relocating a business process or department to a less expensive part of the country. Similar to off-shoring, except that the job doesn't leave the country.
A typical example of onshoring is: tech support jobs being consolidated in Tennessee, where they can pay people half as much as before.
by jevanyn August 20, 2010
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memetard

Unable to communicate anything other than memes.
Memetard: In Soviet Russia, cheezburger wants you!
Response: Don't be such a memetard.
by jevanyn August 6, 2009
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Twaiku

1. The practice of tweeting in haiku
2. Any such tweet
Japanese poem
Hundred forty letters, tops.
This is a twaiku
by jevanyn September 8, 2010
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