Jer's definitions

Doublay

A doublay is when a person vomits and shits his/her pants simultaneously. It can also be called a blay, if you just shit yourself, with no puking action.

I first heard of this term from a zine made by a member of a punk band called Marilyn's Vitamins...they heard it from a band called Choke.

Aww man...I was so wasted last night...I did a doublay right outside the bar.

by jer July 28, 2004

ghood

1. feeling sexy or comfortable with one's self

2. turned on or in a sexual mood

When Latrel walked by and I smelt his cologne, girl, I was feelin ghood.

by Jer November 30, 2003

jerking off

Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex

by Jer October 19, 2003

pshpshpsh

V. The act of moving your hands in an outward motion as if swimming within the woman's vaginal area. Often used with a vulgar sound effect.
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"Mmm, tasty! *pshpshpsh* Wait a moment, this tastes like piss."

by Jer March 29, 2005

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson- The King of Pop.

With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.

by Jer March 7, 2005

beer fuck

To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: She was a beer fuck.

by Jer May 13, 2005

bought-out

When record companies and labels have bargained with digital retailers to purchase a particular amount of digital downloads. This is practiced to push the position of a song to the top of the charts when a song is lacking in airplay

Gwen Stefani's label, Interscope, bought-out downloads for "Hollaback Girl" when it was at #12 airplay in order to bump "Candy Shop" before Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" took the #1 position.

Kanye West bought-out digital downloads for "Golddigger" when it was at #16 airplay so he could have a #1 single and #1 album at the same time.

by jer May 3, 2006