Jer's definitions

Mariah

1. Mariah Carey

2. understood first name of singer/songwriter/producer Mariah Carey

3. being a phenomenal singer

I really love Janet Jackson, but 2005 was all about Mariah.

"Omg! Did you hear that little girl sing? She's gonna grow up and be the next Mariah!"

by Jer April 21, 2006

beer fuck

To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.

by Jer March 22, 2005

crimpin (also crampin)

1. smothering or producing an uncomfortable feeling

2. becoming too attached to something or a person

3. to put into an awkward situation

Dude, lay off when I'm around Lateesha, you crimpin my style.

by Jer November 30, 2003

pshpshpsh

V. The act of moving your hands in an outward motion as if swimming within the woman's vaginal area. Often used with a vulgar sound effect.
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"Mmm, tasty! *pshpshpsh* Wait a moment, this tastes like piss."

by Jer March 29, 2005

ghood

1. feeling sexy or comfortable with one's self

2. turned on or in a sexual mood

When Latrel walked by and I smelt his cologne, girl, I was feelin ghood.

by Jer November 30, 2003

remix

1. a song that has been 'remixed'

2. another version of a popular song that has been given a different feel through a change of beat, vocals, guest artists, etc.

3. reworking of a song to create a new sound while retaining elements from the original song

Mariah Carey's 1995 #1 hit, "Fantasy (remix)," featuring Ol' Dirty Bastard started an entire generation of female singers teaming with Hip-Hop artist to make a hit.

by Jer April 21, 2006

jerking off

Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex

by Jer October 19, 2003