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1. the scone
to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back
guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"
2. the scone
to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back
guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"
3. scone
an insult to a person who is an degenerate, bitch, pussy, no friends, gay, unliked, unwanted, lame, idiot, nonsensical

basically a general insult to anyone
"Dude quit being such a scone"

"You're really sconin' up"

"Ooooh! It's the scone collector"

"Welcome to the scone zone"

"Sconeyyyyyy!" - Alternative nickname for one who is a constant scone
4. Scone
to ash out violently or kill, with the intent to damage. often used in smoking cigars, whereby putting them out on "the scone"
Dan: I brought that cigar back from the grave
Brian: SCONE THAT SHIT!
Steve: yeah, not many cigars get to be sconed twice
5. The English Cream Tea
A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.
I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.
6. scone
1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.
1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.
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7. scone head
the term scone head is often used by young children who tend to get in trouble if the actually swear
'ere m8 ya scone head!'
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