Jen's definitions

republirant

a profuse spewing of bombastic conservative opinion that is delivered in short angry bursts in a soliloquy format. Especially that resembling the rant style of the "newly conservative" Dennis Miller.

Did you hear Bill O'Reilly's republirant last night? It was so good it made me want to go out and eat some freedom fries at Wal-Mart.

by jen June 19, 2003

pizzacat

A cartoon show involving three crime-fighting cats who eat pizza.

Did you watch Pizzacats last night?

by Jen September 7, 2004

cuzzi

short for the word: jacuzzi

wanna cuzzi tonight or what?

by jen January 26, 2005

bonus

Used to describe an erection, penis, or a lass's boobs.

Hes got a huge bonus
Look at the bonus's on her
He got a bonus in class

by Jen January 24, 2004

jd

noun- An emo boy or loser kid.

That kid is SUCH a JD!
or
Ewwwwwww it's JD!

by Jen March 29, 2004

Fag Bag

a person who masters the concept of being a fucking idiot

My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.

by Jen February 25, 2005

upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.

Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.

by jen May 15, 2005