Jen's definitions

jersey

this word refers to the state, New Jersey, therefore making the meaning say 'uncoool' much like the state that smells so bad

why are u hanging out with that kid, he's so jersey!

by jen October 1, 2004

halo'd

when people who seem intrested in you start to presue their feelings and then BOOM you're halo'd and all they do from this point on until they graduate is sit around and get "clans" and play their stupid fucking xbox lives, and lie to themselves by saying they're having fun, when they know damn well they could be having tons more fun w/ you.

L: hey i just got back from vacation, wanna hang out
A: no thanks i mean, i havent seen you in two weeks but i'd rather sit on my ass w/ my halo live and eat hot pockets while "sniping" imaginary players.

by jen May 13, 2005

Rocket 88

The very first Rock and Roll song, written and performed by Ike Turner, but credited to imaginary band "Jackie Brenston and his Delta Cats."

Elvis who? He wasn't even signed to Sun 'til '54 and by then, Rocket 88 was already three years old.

by jen August 26, 2005

fuckage

an exclamation used when one is disappointed or upset.

Fuckage! Those ruddy bastards all left!

by Jen June 27, 2004

gi gorgeous

A girl who is obese and hott at the same time. Her obesity makes her all-the-more bangable.

Jamal: dayyum, shorty is HUGE. Dat chick is gi gorgeous fo' real.

by jen October 9, 2004

Mr. Charlie

An oppressive white man.

When Mr. Charlie eliminates Affirmative Action, he will seal thousands of Blacks' and Browns' places in the cycle of poverty.

by jen June 4, 2005

freak dancing

It's same as "grinding".

Freak dancing should mean: A person who tries grinding, but is not good at it.
Hence the word "freak", which means "A thing or occurrence that is markedly unusual or irregular".

Danica is good at freak dancing, but Sally can grind!

by Jen June 19, 2006