Jen's definitions

flant

A flant is a flying ant. Duh.

I think a flant just flew up my nose.

by Jen January 13, 2005

upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.

Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.

by jen May 15, 2005

Fag Bag

a person who masters the concept of being a fucking idiot

My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.

by Jen February 25, 2005

mtv

Corporate mind-control.

Don't be a slave. Overthrow the establishment.

by jen September 6, 2004

freak dancing

It's same as "grinding".

Freak dancing should mean: A person who tries grinding, but is not good at it.
Hence the word "freak", which means "A thing or occurrence that is markedly unusual or irregular".

Danica is good at freak dancing, but Sally can grind!

by Jen June 19, 2006

Mr. Charlie

An oppressive white man.

When Mr. Charlie eliminates Affirmative Action, he will seal thousands of Blacks' and Browns' places in the cycle of poverty.

by jen June 4, 2005

Jamie Oliver

Vocalist/DJ/Keyboardist/Artist.
Part of Welsh six peice Lostprophets.
Amazing man.
Awesome musician.

"My name's Jamie...And I'm the fucking DJ!"

by Jen November 16, 2004