Jebus's definitions

Kweef

The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.

"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".

by Jebus December 30, 2004

akdoermna

To snort illegal substances out of a partners anus. The most common ones are shoving your asshole full of speed and cocaine and forcing your slave to snoty it out.

Can also be a gay midget with three tesicles and man breasts.

Or

A guy who acts strait but really desires a big penis in his mouth. Occaisonly goes out with girls to look normal. Is really gay in the inside.

Your faggot ass is a akdoermna.

by Jebus January 28, 2004

parkway

1)referred to as "highway" in some areas
2)a place to drive your car at high speed limits; is often confused with DRIVEway

I'm going to take the parkway to get there

by Jebus July 4, 2003

Gne

the sound that a penguin makes

At the zoo today, the penguins would not shut up; all you hear all day was gne, gne, gne!

by Jebus February 26, 2003

Sofa Cru

A crew that were happyy in the begining but now there is a divide. consists of Aiden,Alfie,Josh,Alex(f),lorna,Bexx,Andy,Joe,Frey,Lucy,Hannah R,Hannah C,Pinn (when he comes in),Tasha,Charlie,Katie,Sadly enough elle,Dom,Sarah,Ellie,Ellen,Charlotte,Rahael,Rebecca,Tanya and soon to join..Nick B and maybe Andy Sage.

"Fuck its the Sofa Cru"
"Whos the Sofa Cru?"
"Exactly..."
"Well they are no KY"

by jebus May 1, 2004

shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002

minging

see pissed

Bloke 1: I drank 12 pints of stella last night

Bloke 2: Yeah mate, you were minging!

by jebus November 20, 2003