Jebus's definitions

wenus

A wimpy person. Someone who lacks backbone.

"Jenny hates spiders"
"She is such a wenus"

by Jebus June 2, 2003

maple ridge

Maple Ridge is boring...but good people

Jebus:Maple Ridge rocks yo

Wanka:nah..to boring

by Jebus December 19, 2003

IRL

A joke of a league that runs "dumbed down" races and continues to betray the "vision" with which it was sold to it's fans.

The IRL get's lower TV ratings on ABC that a test pattern.

by Jebus January 6, 2005

Aiden

A.K.A Da Bellmeister, Life and soul of the Sofa Cru. Loved by some..Hated by many, Loving boyfriend to his Girlfriend Cerrie. Fucking hard bastard to everyone else.
Aidens top quotes:
- Calm yourself
- Chillax
- Pint of the usaul please Sean
- Butters!!
- Cunt
- Don't worry he's South African

"1. Why would i try it on with your girlfriend, mines much better than yours..now calm yourself"

by jebus May 1, 2004

two way

A phone call

I'll two way ya' tomorrow

by Jebus May 10, 2004

Poking Around

(v.)
1) To walk/look about or through something without a point
2) To move or act slowly or aimlessly
3) To poke several girls in one day/night/party or look around for some girls to poke right away
4) To see what other people are up to because you have nothing else to do and want to do anything

1) Poking Around a pile of stuff
2) I just was poking around the house and did fuck all
3) Man I was poking around with three of those chick at the party last night
4) I was just poking around to see what the fuck you were up to

by JeBus February 16, 2004

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2004