Jebus's definitions

gfdgdf

your face

ew your ugly

by jebus March 7, 2004

fucktabulous

something that is so kick ass it can be compared to sex

god damn that starburst was fucktabulous

by Jebus December 10, 2002

left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

by Jebus January 27, 2005

bat boy

a boy who is 50% bat, and 50% boy as described by Weekly World News.

Bot boy, 50% bat, 100% amazing

by Jebus January 4, 2005

parkway

1)referred to as "highway" in some areas
2)a place to drive your car at high speed limits; is often confused with DRIVEway

I'm going to take the parkway to get there

by Jebus July 4, 2003

shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002

fucktacious

Fabulous something worthy of fuck

that was fucktacious

by Jebus December 10, 2002