shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002

Aiden

A.K.A Da Bellmeister, Life and soul of the Sofa Cru. Loved by some..Hated by many, Loving boyfriend to his Girlfriend Cerrie. Fucking hard bastard to everyone else.
Aidens top quotes:
- Calm yourself
- Chillax
- Pint of the usaul please Sean
- Butters!!
- Cunt
- Don't worry he's South African

"1. Why would i try it on with your girlfriend, mines much better than yours..now calm yourself"

by jebus May 01, 2004

minging

see pissed

Bloke 1: I drank 12 pints of stella last night

Bloke 2: Yeah mate, you were minging!

by jebus November 20, 2003

rids

a hot sexy beast.......

"oh rids i want to have your babies"

by jebus August 15, 2004

stooch

the one who is jesus

That stooch saved me, now i see the light

by Jebus May 21, 2003

Railroad

To have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms, leaving a "railroad" track.

Becky got railroaded last night, now she hurts.

by Jebus January 22, 2005

Tour Wrap

A very prestigious and finer quality aftermarket grip for a golf club, distributed by Golf Pride Corporation. It has a signature soft feel to it, making it far superior to other grips on the market. Also, in a pinch, makes a dandy makeshift dildo.

The Golf Pride Tour Wraps have dramatically improved my game. And I use an extra one to slam into Katie when I can’t get it up!

by Jebus April 13, 2005