Jebus's definitions

gfdgdf

your face

ew your ugly

by jebus March 7, 2004

minging

see pissed

Bloke 1: I drank 12 pints of stella last night

Bloke 2: Yeah mate, you were minging!

by jebus November 20, 2003

hoegaarden

a beer

you put it in a glass and drink it

by Jebus September 27, 2003

cock breath

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.

What did you have for lunch cock breath? Some cock?

by Jebus January 26, 2005

wenus

A wimpy person. Someone who lacks backbone.

"Jenny hates spiders"
"She is such a wenus"

by Jebus June 2, 2003

starburst

Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite

God damn that was a good starburst

by Jebus December 10, 2002

parkway

1)referred to as "highway" in some areas
2)a place to drive your car at high speed limits; is often confused with DRIVEway

I'm going to take the parkway to get there

by Jebus July 4, 2003