Jebus's definitions

catholic

Religion that worships "Da Pope", apparently because of his big hat. But we all know that the pope has a cool hat because it has to keep his life support hidden from everyone.

Hey, look! It's Da Pope! Maybe if someone sneezes he'll finally die.

by Jebus March 25, 2005

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2004

Sexual Suggestion

Comment made meaning they want to make babies with you

Is it ok if we dance in here?

by Jebus December 10, 2002

vodak

1337ness incarnate

vodak + g0d

by jebus February 6, 2003

HighWizard

The token fag of the infamous hacker conference, Defcon. Also known as "Stitch's Boyfriend", or "HizzleWizzle"

Anyone seen our local fag HighWizard?

by Jebus January 16, 2004

akdoermna

To snort illegal substances out of a partners anus. The most common ones are shoving your asshole full of speed and cocaine and forcing your slave to snoty it out.

Can also be a gay midget with three tesicles and man breasts.

Or

A guy who acts strait but really desires a big penis in his mouth. Occaisonly goes out with girls to look normal. Is really gay in the inside.

Your faggot ass is a akdoermna.

by Jebus January 28, 2004

shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002