Jebus's definitions

hoegaarden

a beer

you put it in a glass and drink it

by Jebus September 27, 2003

cock breath

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.

What did you have for lunch cock breath? Some cock?

by Jebus January 26, 2005

starburst

Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite

God damn that was a good starburst

by Jebus December 10, 2002

wenus

A wimpy person. Someone who lacks backbone.

"Jenny hates spiders"
"She is such a wenus"

by Jebus June 2, 2003

Fucktacular

see fucklarious

what did i just fucking say

by Jebus December 10, 2002

shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002

akdoermna

To snort illegal substances out of a partners anus. The most common ones are shoving your asshole full of speed and cocaine and forcing your slave to snoty it out.

Can also be a gay midget with three tesicles and man breasts.

Or

A guy who acts strait but really desires a big penis in his mouth. Occaisonly goes out with girls to look normal. Is really gay in the inside.

Your faggot ass is a akdoermna.

by Jebus January 28, 2004