victrola

noun describing the mental state of one who does not understand, and goes silent (sometimes angling one's head like the Victrola dog)

So when I was sick of hearing her spout on about how "brilliant" her crazy friends were, I told her to shut her pie hole before I punched her in the box, and she went victrola on me. After a minute of silence, I slowed to 30 pushed her out of the car.

by ChuckChaser69 May 27, 2011

a dinosaur victrola

Old vinyl Disc player

A dinosaur Victrola list'ning to Buck Owens.

by Bugar Kings December 29, 2017

vaccinated with a Victrola needle

Indicates someone is talkative; joking reference to needle on phonographs.

"Kristen never shuts up! She must've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle."

by Paul Varjak November 12, 2012