JeBus's definitions
by Jebus January 4, 2005
Get the bat boymug. A very prestigious and finer quality aftermarket grip for a golf club, distributed by Golf Pride Corporation. It has a signature soft feel to it, making it far superior to other grips on the market. Also, in a pinch, makes a dandy makeshift dildo.
The Golf Pride Tour Wraps have dramatically improved my game. And I use an extra one to slam into Katie when I can’t get it up!
by Jebus April 13, 2005
Get the Tour Wrapmug. The token fag of the infamous hacker conference, Defcon. Also known as "Stitch's Boyfriend", or "HizzleWizzle"
by Jebus January 16, 2004
Get the HighWizardmug. 1)referred to as "highway" in some areas
2)a place to drive your car at high speed limits; is often confused with DRIVEway
2)a place to drive your car at high speed limits; is often confused with DRIVEway
by Jebus July 4, 2003
Get the parkwaymug. To snort illegal substances out of a partners anus. The most common ones are shoving your asshole full of speed and cocaine and forcing your slave to snoty it out.
Can also be a gay midget with three tesicles and man breasts.
Or
A guy who acts strait but really desires a big penis in his mouth. Occaisonly goes out with girls to look normal. Is really gay in the inside.
Can also be a gay midget with three tesicles and man breasts.
Or
A guy who acts strait but really desires a big penis in his mouth. Occaisonly goes out with girls to look normal. Is really gay in the inside.
Your faggot ass is a akdoermna.
by Jebus January 28, 2004
Get the akdoermnamug. DDR Slang: A homemade or bought pad to be used at home, but is of a higher quality than most others in the market. Often made of metal, wood, hard plastics and plexiglass, they are highly prefered over soft pads; cheaply made mats made up of multiple layers of soft rubber or plastic sheets.
by Jebus December 8, 2003
Get the Hard Padmug. 