JeBus's definitions

HighWizard

The token fag of the infamous hacker conference, Defcon. Also known as "Stitch's Boyfriend", or "HizzleWizzle"

Anyone seen our local fag HighWizard?

by Jebus January 16, 2004

shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002

akdoermna

To snort illegal substances out of a partners anus. The most common ones are shoving your asshole full of speed and cocaine and forcing your slave to snoty it out.

Can also be a gay midget with three tesicles and man breasts.

Or

A guy who acts strait but really desires a big penis in his mouth. Occaisonly goes out with girls to look normal. Is really gay in the inside.

Your faggot ass is a akdoermna.

by Jebus January 28, 2004

stooch

the one who is jesus

That stooch saved me, now i see the light

by Jebus May 20, 2003

Kweef

The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.

"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".

by Jebus December 30, 2004

fadeawaybitch

get your bitch on at www.fadeawaybitch.com
we love urbandictionary.com!

jebus is tired with his job and has some juicy email threads from his boss that the world should see. he posted them on fadeawaybitch.com!

by jebus August 14, 2003

Makoto

kiyasa...

ki ^^

by Jebus August 7, 2003