heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004

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neologism

n. New semen. From the Latin "neo" meaning new and from the American "gism" meaning stuff that pumps from a man's cock at orgasm.

"People who try to come up with neologisms to satisfy their egos are covered in neologism."

by JC February 18, 2004

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pretty titty

identifying a girl who isn't hot, but has large breasts

Yo check out that girl, shes pretty titty

by jc May 06, 2004

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Suck Thang

To suck cock, dick, or penis.

What girls do to guys.

Hey girl, get over here and suck thang.

by JC April 09, 2005

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Pennsylvania

A great place to find Intercourse.

Dude?! I went to Pennsylvania and found Intercourse on the map . . . then I got wasted in the bar and found it again. Thank God I cut my cock off with a rusty knife after I sobered up enoguh to realize I had just fucked a hill person.

by JC February 18, 2004

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