76 definitions by Jc

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
by JC September 28, 2004
What the Blue Man Group are rumored to have.
I paid good money to see a show at the Luxor in Vegas and the best part was when they displayed their Blue Balls to the cheering audience.
by JC October 16, 2004
The main character of Hitman series. An assassin, cloned from 5 best criminals. Is bald, with barcode tatoo on back of his head. Dresses in black suit (with red tie). best known for using fibre wire and .45 silverbarrels. Sillent death, strikes precisely, kills only when absolutely nessesary. Great gardener and cataholic, gave that up when was forced out of retirement and betrayed by The Agency, his employer.
Mr. 47 is one of the best game characters. Also, one of the most silent.
by Jc June 16, 2006
When one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. Especially with a pussyass blister.
Player one Now that James is hurt will Pinkle play fullback?
Player 2 No he went out with a blister.
Player 1 O he must have a case of pussyitis.
by JC January 11, 2004
A community college in northen virginia for university rejects
I'm only going to nova, but I'm transfering next semester.
by JC May 27, 2004
the best indie rock band of the 90's (except for the pixies of course!) with Evan Dando as their front-man. Let's face it, Evan Dando was the fuckin' Lemonheads. Who knows or even cares about the rest of the goddam band.
the Lemonheads were one of the best bands ever...
by JC December 14, 2004
Policeman or policewoman.
Come on, the gavvers will be here any minute.
by JC March 06, 2004

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