6 definitions by Jayspray
A person who’s just bought their 1st property and brags about it continuously.
Sufferers also generally struggle to have thoughts or conversations that don’t involve the recently acquired real estate.
Sufferers also generally struggle to have thoughts or conversations that don’t involve the recently acquired real estate.
OMG, Marije won’t shut up about her new apartment in Manly. Now that bitch wants me to go to ikea this weekend too, what a Househole!!!!
by Jayspray March 18, 2021
A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
by Jayspray May 13, 2018
by Jayspray March 10, 2020
The act of a father doing a plat/plats for their daughter, having little to no experience in the practice. Similar to a dad joke, they are often of low quality, but cute nonetheless.
by Jayspray October 8, 2019
by Jayspray December 2, 2021
A person who takes inspiration from Kim kardashian, and attempts to replicate her appearance (usually badly).
General features include some or all the following.....black hair, excessive Botox/make up/plastic surgery, fake lips, fake tits, big arse(fake or natural) black leggings, high heels, no personality.
General features include some or all the following.....black hair, excessive Botox/make up/plastic surgery, fake lips, fake tits, big arse(fake or natural) black leggings, high heels, no personality.
by Jayspray May 3, 2019