3 definitions by Jason Spires

The upper deck

The act of defecation into the tank above someone else's toilet.

"Dude, Jill told me to leave, so before I went, I gave her the upper deck."

by Jason Spires April 20, 2004

The ABC

The space between a man's scrotum and anus: The Asshole-Ball-Connector

"Dude, if you don't like it you can lick my ABC!"

by Jason Spires April 20, 2004

goat brains

When a guy exposes only his nuts above the waistline of his pants.

A guy says,"Bro, Have you ever seen goat brains before?" (while holding the exposed nuts in one hand, and pointing with the other"

by Jason Spires April 20, 2004