Jane's definitions

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

floor

To intoxicate exceptionally thoroughly.

After a bottle and a half of Vodka, Mike was floored.

by jane February 28, 2003

rupa

1. in hindi(the national language of India) - means beauty
2. a hot girl

Check out that rupa.

by Jane November 27, 2003

the narkoleptic

This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

by jane April 25, 2003

oram

a sexually dysfunctional male with a prediliction for hamsters - a genus of the phyllum "learning facilitator"

Patrick is an oram

by Jane March 11, 2004

v8 splash

This a sexual act that occurs when a female regrets to inform her male partner is on her rag and lets him go down on her. He then is surprised with the v8 splash - otherwise known as the tomato salad.

yeah he killed her cause he didn't like that v8 splash she gave him.

by jane April 25, 2003

Hugo Weaving

Ooooh Hugoooo...
He's a walking orgasm... '
and he's a fab. actor!
that's rare these days...

"I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic. ...Yes, there was lots of rain. Very wet" - Hugo

by Jane February 3, 2004