Jane's definitions

Nordstrom's

a store where they sell clothing, shoes, makeup and acessories, often a very nice place to shop

I went to buy a new pair of shoes at Nordstrom's because tonight was the prom

by Jane January 1, 2004

budgee smugler

tight, revealing bathers resembling undies

speedos, cock jocks

by jane October 15, 2003

oram

a sexually dysfunctional male with a prediliction for hamsters - a genus of the phyllum "learning facilitator"

Patrick is an oram

by Jane March 11, 2004

floor

To intoxicate exceptionally thoroughly.

After a bottle and a half of Vodka, Mike was floored.

by jane February 28, 2003

Julius from Montclair

A quiet but amazing sexy drug which makes one feel strong emotions that is only known to have made one addict. If apart from this drug, one may learn the meaning of love or feeling without thought.

I'm waiting for you Julius from Montclair Mall, come to Oregon soon. Say hi to Mark! Hi MarK!

by jane January 20, 2005

the push pop

This a sexual act that a woman performs on a man. She gives him head while pushing his shit up with both her thumbs. Guys love it.

i don't know

by jane April 25, 2003

wobin

a young eunoch (from the Irish)

If that Kevin carries on like that he will end up a wobin

by Jane October 8, 2003